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Loud, Brassy and All Bette Midler
By Alex Murdoch
Apr 13, 2005
The pint-sized powder keg that is Bette Midler exploded onto a Brisbane
Entertainment Center stage Friday night in a comedic and musical
extravaganza.
Sailing onto the stage on a merry-go-round horse, which descended
from the ceiling, the irrepressible and unashamedly brassy ‘Divine
Miss M’ drove the capacity crowd to fever pitch excitement
and then effortlessly kept them there.
Kicking off with the title song “Kiss My Brass,” Midler
set not only the tone for the whole night, but also a benchmark
for all Entertainment Center acts to follow by proving the art of
entertainment is well and truly alive.
The “We love you Bettes,” regularly screamed out from
the audience came from a cross-section of age groups- but not from
the usual teeny-boppers who fill concert halls.
At 59 the legendary entertainer looks at least 20 years younger
than she is and appears to have all the enthusiasm and energy of
a teenager, combined with the ability to laugh both at herself and
others.
Backed by a 12-piece band and dancing/singing trio the Harlettes,
only Midler can seamlessly blend crass with class and relentless
energy, creating a winning formula that is uniquely Bette.
It may have taken 14 semi-trailers to move the lavish Broadway-style
show set to town, but it was solely the Divine Miss M who guided
the audience through their entire emotional spectrum of laughter
through to tears.
The set was not, as she carefully explained, a recreation of the
Russian Kremlin (as some fans had believed), but a representation
of 19th Century Coney Island complete with all the lights and fanfare
of the famous theme park.
Of course no Midler performance could be deemed complete without
an upbeat rendition of the “Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy”
or a heartbreaking version of the Beaches classic “Wind Beneath
My Wings” and later of “The Rose.”
While all three brought the crowd to their feet in a spontaneous
ovation, the latter two left barely a dry eye in the house.
After Brisbane, Midler’s performance dates are April 13,
15, 29 in Sydney, April 21, 23 in Melbourne and April 26 in Adelaide.
Pure, Divine Love
by Cheng, Taiwan
April 8, 2005
Dear Mister D:
Pardon me for my poor english!
I am a big fan of Bette's from Taiwan, and I am also a faithful
reader of your marvelous
website for quite a long time. I got almost all my information about
Bette from you,
because in Taiwan, there is only a tiny little bit of news about
Bette I could find.
I went to the opening night of "Kiss My Brass"
concert in Brisbane on Friday. I got a wonderful seat right in the
middle of the 3rd row.
The whole show is incredible, full of funny and moving moments:
I love all the Sophie jokes and other funny stuff.
I love all the songs she sang.
I love the moment we claped hands and swayed with "Keep On
Rockin'."
I love the moment we sang "The Rose" along with Bette,
and the encore song "Tenterfield Saddler" was such a wonderful
ending that almost make me cry.
I think everything (the 8 hour long flight, the huge expense almost
cost all my saving) is worth the while.
I write this mail to thank you for all the information you provided,
that gives me the most enjoyable and memorable night of my life.
Thank you!
Cheng, Taiwan
Bette's Performance Beyond Divine
AAP General News (Australia);
4/9/2005
By Alex Murdoch
BRISBANE, April 9 AAP - The pint-sized powder keg that is Bette
Midler exploded onto
a Brisbane Entertainment Centre stage last night in a comedic and
musical extravaganza.
Sailing onto the stage on a merry-go-round horse, which descended
from the ceiling,
the irrepressible, sexy and unashamedly brassy 'Divine Miss M' drove
the capacity crowd
to fever pitch excitement and then effortlessly kept them there.
Kicking off with the title song Kiss My Brass, Midler set not only
the tone for the
whole night, but also a benchmark for all Entertainment Centre acts
to follow by proving
the art of entertainment is well and truly alive.
The "We love you Bettes," regularly screamed out from
the audience came from a cross-section
of age groups - but not from the usual teeny-boppers who fill concert
halls.
"Last time I was here the audience was on drugs. Now they're
on medication," Midler
quipped with her hands on hips.
At 59 the legendary entertainer looks at least 20 years younger
than she is and appears to have all the enthusiasm and energy of
a teenager, combined with the ability to laugh
both at herself and others.
No-one remained immune from her witty jabs.
Not John Hopoate, not Britney Spears, Camilla Parker Bowles, George
Bush or John Howard and especially not Anna Nicole Smith.
It may be Midler's first Australian tour since 1979, but the feisty
one-time pineapple
canner turned actress, singer, and entertainer proved she, or at
least her scriptwriters,
had done their local research.
A number of well-turned Aussie jokes struck their mark.
"I shouldn't be too hard on George Bush - he's having surgery
next week," Midler said
tongue-in-cheek.
"He's having John Howard removed from his ass!"
But, just in case she managed to offend her Brissie audience, Bette
had one comeback
already prepared: "Don't get your budgie smugglers (male Speedo
swimming togs) in a twist".
Backed by a 12-piece band and dancing/singing trio the Harlettes,
only Midler can seamlessly
blend crass with class and relentless energy, creating a winning
formula that is uniquely
Bette.
It may have taken 14 semi-trailers to move the lavish Broadway-style
show set to town,
but it was solely the Divine Miss M who guided the audience through
their entire emotional
spectrum of laughter through to tears.
The set was not, as she carefully explained, a recreation of the
Russian Kremlin (as
some fans had believed), but a representation of 19th Century Coney
Island complete with
all the lights and fanfare of the famous theme park.
Of course no Midler performance could be deemed complete without
an upbeat rendition
of the Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy or a heartbreaking version of the
Beaches classic Wind
Beneath My Wings and later of The Rose.
While all three brought the crowd to their feet in a spontaneous
ovation, the latter
two left barely a dry eye in the house.
"I am tireless, ageless, and relentless," Midler had
at one stage crowed to audience
screams of delight. "I am not retiring and you can't make me!"
There were many who'd say: "Thank God for that".
Midler will perform once more at the Brisbane Entertainment Centre
on Sunday before
heading to the Sydney SuperDome on Wednesday.
Unforgettable Night
by Rebecca, New Zealand
Bette
was more than amazing. I was really lucky to see her opening show
in Brisbane on Friday night - as I live in New Zealand, so I flew
in just for the occassion. I was sooo excited to see her, even though
I had seen KMB twice while in the states.
My first observation was that the crowd was lively and really into
the whole show. People were dressed up and going wild while waiting
for Miss M...It was great to hear such a roar from the crowd when
she made her entrance.
She made great jokes about local events and people that seemed to
go down really well and around me...people (and myself) were just
crying with laughter. She absolutely nailed When a Man Loves a Woman...that
song was Bette at her finest.
When it came to the end and to "The Rose" she flopped
to the floor and asked the crowd if they wanted to sing along. The
crowd did for few lines and it was so moving I think, for all of
us and for Bette. Bette thanked the crowd many times and said she
really enjoyed playing for us. I sincerely believed that she did
have a good time.
Once she had once and truly gone and the lights came back up, people
around me were shedding tears and still fixed in their seats. I
understood how they felt as I have such a sad feeling now after
looking foward to it for so long and experiencing such a high for
those three hours.
Bette's wit, talent and sheer essence is beyond comprehension and
the concert is one of those unforgetable moments in life....
A Bequiling Bette Bewitches Brisbane
Jan, Bangkok
04-09-2005
G'day
Mate,
On my flt from BKK to Sydney there was a special on Bette on the
audio channel and on my connecting flt to Brisbane they had this
'What's On' with a preview for the show,so the trip started on an
excellent note.
Brisbane is a small town, semi-tropical climate,parts of it fifties-like
and with a great production of pineapples, it must remind Bette
somehow of her youth in Hawaii, the people are very laidback and
friendly.
To get to Brisbane Entertainment Centre you walk through a small
wooded area while you smell the refreshing eucalyptus trees and
wake up a few cockatoo.
In the centre it was hot dogs, beer and candy galore, there were
merchandise stands with a few special Australia Tour t shirts and
totebags, the program book was the same as KMB US. There were long
lines for everything.
The show started 15' late because of technical difficulties, which
was nothing really, but here they announce everything loud and clear.
The audience was all dressed in pink, fuchsia , mauve and purple
with sparklers; it was nice to see that the color scheme of the
Rose-wardrobe had already reached Brisbane. There was even a gang
in fuchsia wings and another in sailor suits each with a letter
of B E T T E ! on their cap, a matron in an evening gown,
some sections of the public were taught 'the Mexican Wave',
Well at 8 they were all wildly (and I mean WILDLY) screaming for
Bette and from her horse flight on , it was standing ovation after
standing ovation and LOVE cries from deep down that 15 000 people
strong crowd. They greeted her like a long lost trooper and soon
it became very clear that Australia had waited for 26 years just
to pick up it's love affair with Bette.
There were a few differences with the American concerts. This was
the opening concert of the tour and at one point she hinted at jet
lag; her voice was superb, sometimes she stumbled in the monologues
but the warm reaction of the Aussies swept her to some of the most
emotional and beautiful live singing I heard her perform.
Bette sang two songs of Rosemary Clooney's : 'Hey There' and 'Tenderly',
she skipped the Mister.Rogers bit. During the "Going to the
Chapel" sequence the Harlettes sang "we're all having
little vegimites for breakfast" which sounded like the Australian
commercial tune it probably is.
At the end she did 'Keep on Rocking' and when the complete audience
knew the lyrics to the Rose, the enthusiasm clearly impressed her,
at one point she said " I m just gonna stand here for a while
and enjoy it".
She then picked up the song to conclude, I couldn t reach the stage
because of the tight security, but a virile and friendly man who
was in charge of the guards promised to give my gift to her, well
I looked deep in his eyes and left the rest to fate.
After the curtain fell she came back and sung this beautiful song
"Tenterfield Saddler" by the late Australian Peter Allen.
While pushing open the curtain there was the band this time also
playing accoustic guitar and the mandoline.
A seemingly heterosexual sturdy male discreetly wiped the tears
out of his eyes at this point, I know; he was standing next to me
and I saw it through my own tears.
The Courier Mail
Bette’s blend of class and crass goes beyond divine
Kathleen Noonan
09apr05
THE cyclonic musical, theatrical, comedic and cinematic force that
is Bette Midler hit a packed Brisbane Entertainment Centre last
night. They stood and screamed as she rode in to town on a merry-go-round
horse suspended from the ceiling.
That’s where the energy levels stayed.
It is her first tour here since 1979. It’s been way too long,
yelled one fan. “How the hell are you Australia?” says
Midler, hands on sassy hips. “Last time I was here the audience
was on drugs. Now they’re on medication.”
It took 14 semi-trailers to move the lavish Broadway-style show
set to town. The show was delayed by a 15-minute technical hitch.
But it only needed one entertainer to transport the audience.
So where’d she take us? To Coney Island in the 19th century
complete with beach murals, cabanas, ferris wheels. And back again.
With a lot of wild detours.
Midler, her outstanding horns section and dancing/singing trio
the Hartletts, opened with the show’s title song Kiss My Brass.
Then the deliciously irreverent digs start to fly. No one is safe.
Camilla. Hopoate. Yeast infections. Refugees centres. Shane Warne’s
texting habits.
In a world where often lavish and over-the-top musical stage shows
mask diminishing or lazy stars, comes this former pineapple canner
in her 60th (60th!) year to rip that theory out, roots and all.
Her show’s generous two-hour, 40-song program is shamelessly
entertaining. There are few entertainers who can merge crass and
class like Midler.
Midler seamlessly blended drama and comedy, backed by a 12-piece
band, to deliver a big-swing Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy, a lovely I
Think It’s Gonna Rain Today and show-stopping When A Man Loves
A Woman, later launching into classics like The Rose, From A Distance
and Peter Allen’s evergreen Tenterfield Saddler.
If Midler never sings another note she should be remembered not
just as a great original entertainer. She is a true original great.
Bette Midler performs again in Brisbane tomorrow night.
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