Queensland, AU
Brisbane Entertainment Centre
April 08, 2005

The Epoch Times
Loud, Brassy and All Bette Midler
By Alex Murdoch
Apr 13, 2005


The pint-sized powder keg that is Bette Midler exploded onto a Brisbane Entertainment Center stage Friday night in a comedic and musical extravaganza.
Sailing onto the stage on a merry-go-round horse, which descended from the ceiling, the irrepressible and unashamedly brassy ‘Divine Miss M’ drove the capacity crowd to fever pitch excitement and then effortlessly kept them there.

Kicking off with the title song “Kiss My Brass,” Midler set not only the tone for the whole night, but also a benchmark for all Entertainment Center acts to follow by proving the art of entertainment is well and truly alive.

The “We love you Bettes,” regularly screamed out from the audience came from a cross-section of age groups- but not from the usual teeny-boppers who fill concert halls.

At 59 the legendary entertainer looks at least 20 years younger than she is and appears to have all the enthusiasm and energy of a teenager, combined with the ability to laugh both at herself and others.

Backed by a 12-piece band and dancing/singing trio the Harlettes, only Midler can seamlessly blend crass with class and relentless energy, creating a winning formula that is uniquely Bette.

It may have taken 14 semi-trailers to move the lavish Broadway-style show set to town, but it was solely the Divine Miss M who guided the audience through their entire emotional spectrum of laughter through to tears.

The set was not, as she carefully explained, a recreation of the Russian Kremlin (as some fans had believed), but a representation of 19th Century Coney Island complete with all the lights and fanfare of the famous theme park.

Of course no Midler performance could be deemed complete without an upbeat rendition of the “Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy” or a heartbreaking version of the Beaches classic “Wind Beneath My Wings” and later of “The Rose.”

While all three brought the crowd to their feet in a spontaneous ovation, the latter two left barely a dry eye in the house.

After Brisbane, Midler’s performance dates are April 13, 15, 29 in Sydney, April 21, 23 in Melbourne and April 26 in Adelaide.

 


Pure, Divine Love
by Cheng, Taiwan
April 8, 2005


Dear Mister D:

Pardon me for my poor english!

I am a big fan of Bette's from Taiwan, and I am also a faithful reader of your marvelous
website for quite a long time. I got almost all my information about Bette from you,
because in Taiwan, there is only a tiny little bit of news about Bette I could find.

I went to the opening night of "Kiss My Brass" concert in Brisbane on Friday. I got a wonderful seat right in the middle of the 3rd row.

The whole show is incredible, full of funny and moving moments:

I love all the Sophie jokes and other funny stuff.
I love all the songs she sang.
I love the moment we claped hands and swayed with "Keep On Rockin'."
I love the moment we sang "The Rose" along with Bette, and the encore song "Tenterfield Saddler" was such a wonderful ending that almost make me cry.

I think everything (the 8 hour long flight, the huge expense almost cost all my saving) is worth the while.

I write this mail to thank you for all the information you provided, that gives me the most enjoyable and memorable night of my life.

Thank you!

Cheng, Taiwan


Bette's Performance Beyond Divine
AAP General News (Australia);
4/9/2005
By Alex Murdoch

BRISBANE, April 9 AAP - The pint-sized powder keg that is Bette Midler exploded onto
a Brisbane Entertainment Centre stage last night in a comedic and musical extravaganza.

Sailing onto the stage on a merry-go-round horse, which descended from the ceiling,
the irrepressible, sexy and unashamedly brassy 'Divine Miss M' drove the capacity crowd
to fever pitch excitement and then effortlessly kept them there.

Kicking off with the title song Kiss My Brass, Midler set not only the tone for the
whole night, but also a benchmark for all Entertainment Centre acts to follow by proving
the art of entertainment is well and truly alive.

The "We love you Bettes," regularly screamed out from the audience came from a cross-section
of age groups - but not from the usual teeny-boppers who fill concert halls.

"Last time I was here the audience was on drugs. Now they're on medication," Midler
quipped with her hands on hips.

At 59 the legendary entertainer looks at least 20 years younger than she is and appears to have all the enthusiasm and energy of a teenager, combined with the ability to laugh
both at herself and others.

No-one remained immune from her witty jabs.

Not John Hopoate, not Britney Spears, Camilla Parker Bowles, George Bush or John Howard and especially not Anna Nicole Smith.

It may be Midler's first Australian tour since 1979, but the feisty one-time pineapple
canner turned actress, singer, and entertainer proved she, or at least her scriptwriters,
had done their local research.

A number of well-turned Aussie jokes struck their mark.

"I shouldn't be too hard on George Bush - he's having surgery next week," Midler said
tongue-in-cheek.

"He's having John Howard removed from his ass!"

But, just in case she managed to offend her Brissie audience, Bette had one comeback
already prepared: "Don't get your budgie smugglers (male Speedo swimming togs) in a twist".

Backed by a 12-piece band and dancing/singing trio the Harlettes, only Midler can seamlessly
blend crass with class and relentless energy, creating a winning formula that is uniquely
Bette.

It may have taken 14 semi-trailers to move the lavish Broadway-style show set to town,
but it was solely the Divine Miss M who guided the audience through their entire emotional
spectrum of laughter through to tears.

The set was not, as she carefully explained, a recreation of the Russian Kremlin (as
some fans had believed), but a representation of 19th Century Coney Island complete with
all the lights and fanfare of the famous theme park.

Of course no Midler performance could be deemed complete without an upbeat rendition
of the Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy or a heartbreaking version of the Beaches classic Wind
Beneath My Wings and later of The Rose.

While all three brought the crowd to their feet in a spontaneous ovation, the latter
two left barely a dry eye in the house.

"I am tireless, ageless, and relentless," Midler had at one stage crowed to audience
screams of delight. "I am not retiring and you can't make me!"

There were many who'd say: "Thank God for that".

Midler will perform once more at the Brisbane Entertainment Centre on Sunday before
heading to the Sydney SuperDome on Wednesday.


Unforgettable Night
by Rebecca, New Zealand

Bette was more than amazing. I was really lucky to see her opening show in Brisbane on Friday night - as I live in New Zealand, so I flew in just for the occassion. I was sooo excited to see her, even though I had seen KMB twice while in the states.

My first observation was that the crowd was lively and really into the whole show. People were dressed up and going wild while waiting for Miss M...It was great to hear such a roar from the crowd when she made her entrance.

She made great jokes about local events and people that seemed to go down really well and around me...people (and myself) were just crying with laughter. She absolutely nailed When a Man Loves a Woman...that song was Bette at her finest.

When it came to the end and to "The Rose" she flopped to the floor and asked the crowd if they wanted to sing along. The crowd did for few lines and it was so moving I think, for all of us and for Bette. Bette thanked the crowd many times and said she really enjoyed playing for us. I sincerely believed that she did have a good time.

Once she had once and truly gone and the lights came back up, people around me were shedding tears and still fixed in their seats. I understood how they felt as I have such a sad feeling now after looking foward to it for so long and experiencing such a high for those three hours.

Bette's wit, talent and sheer essence is beyond comprehension and the concert is one of those unforgetable moments in life....


A Bequiling Bette Bewitches Brisbane
Jan, Bangkok
04-09-2005

G'day Mate,

On my flt from BKK to Sydney there was a special on Bette on the audio channel and on my connecting flt to Brisbane they had this 'What's On' with a preview for the show,so the trip started on an excellent note.

Brisbane is a small town, semi-tropical climate,parts of it fifties-like and with a great production of pineapples, it must remind Bette somehow of her youth in Hawaii, the people are very laidback and friendly.

To get to Brisbane Entertainment Centre you walk through a small wooded area while you smell the refreshing eucalyptus trees and wake up a few cockatoo.

In the centre it was hot dogs, beer and candy galore, there were merchandise stands with a few special Australia Tour t shirts and totebags, the program book was the same as KMB US. There were long lines for everything.

The show started 15' late because of technical difficulties, which was nothing really, but here they announce everything loud and clear. The audience was all dressed in pink, fuchsia , mauve and purple with sparklers; it was nice to see that the color scheme of the Rose-wardrobe had already reached Brisbane. There was even a gang in fuchsia wings and another in sailor suits each with a letter of B E T T E ! on their cap, a matron in an evening gown,
some sections of the public were taught 'the Mexican Wave',

Well at 8 they were all wildly (and I mean WILDLY) screaming for Bette and from her horse flight on , it was standing ovation after standing ovation and LOVE cries from deep down that 15 000 people strong crowd. They greeted her like a long lost trooper and soon it became very clear that Australia had waited for 26 years just to pick up it's love affair with Bette.

There were a few differences with the American concerts. This was the opening concert of the tour and at one point she hinted at jet lag; her voice was superb, sometimes she stumbled in the monologues but the warm reaction of the Aussies swept her to some of the most emotional and beautiful live singing I heard her perform.

Bette sang two songs of Rosemary Clooney's : 'Hey There' and 'Tenderly', she skipped the Mister.Rogers bit. During the "Going to the Chapel" sequence the Harlettes sang "we're all having little vegimites for breakfast" which sounded like the Australian commercial tune it probably is.

At the end she did 'Keep on Rocking' and when the complete audience knew the lyrics to the Rose, the enthusiasm clearly impressed her, at one point she said " I m just gonna stand here for a while and enjoy it".

She then picked up the song to conclude, I couldn t reach the stage because of the tight security, but a virile and friendly man who was in charge of the guards promised to give my gift to her, well I looked deep in his eyes and left the rest to fate.

After the curtain fell she came back and sung this beautiful song "Tenterfield Saddler" by the late Australian Peter Allen. While pushing open the curtain there was the band this time also playing accoustic guitar and the mandoline.

A seemingly heterosexual sturdy male discreetly wiped the tears out of his eyes at this point, I know; he was standing next to me and I saw it through my own tears.


The Courier Mail
Bette’s blend of class and crass goes beyond divine
Kathleen Noonan
09apr05



THE cyclonic musical, theatrical, comedic and cinematic force that is Bette Midler hit a packed Brisbane Entertainment Centre last night. They stood and screamed as she rode in to town on a merry-go-round horse suspended from the ceiling.

That’s where the energy levels stayed.

It is her first tour here since 1979. It’s been way too long, yelled one fan. “How the hell are you Australia?” says Midler, hands on sassy hips. “Last time I was here the audience was on drugs. Now they’re on medication.”

It took 14 semi-trailers to move the lavish Broadway-style show set to town. The show was delayed by a 15-minute technical hitch. But it only needed one entertainer to transport the audience.

So where’d she take us? To Coney Island in the 19th century complete with beach murals, cabanas, ferris wheels. And back again. With a lot of wild detours.

Midler, her outstanding horns section and dancing/singing trio the Hartletts, opened with the show’s title song Kiss My Brass. Then the deliciously irreverent digs start to fly. No one is safe. Camilla. Hopoate. Yeast infections. Refugees centres. Shane Warne’s texting habits.

In a world where often lavish and over-the-top musical stage shows mask diminishing or lazy stars, comes this former pineapple canner in her 60th (60th!) year to rip that theory out, roots and all. Her show’s generous two-hour, 40-song program is shamelessly entertaining. There are few entertainers who can merge crass and class like Midler.

Midler seamlessly blended drama and comedy, backed by a 12-piece band, to deliver a big-swing Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy, a lovely I Think It’s Gonna Rain Today and show-stopping When A Man Loves A Woman, later launching into classics like The Rose, From A Distance and Peter Allen’s evergreen Tenterfield Saddler.

If Midler never sings another note she should be remembered not just as a great original entertainer. She is a true original great.

Bette Midler performs again in Brisbane tomorrow night.