“Me, Liza, Bette Midler and Bowie. No-one else. Bowie is VERY original. He is too futuristic though, I’m NOW. Bette Midler is TOO much. When I saw her, she was so good I forgot to open my beer! I like The Jackson Five too, We met them on Top Of The Pops and they thought we were gonna kill them. Michael keeps snakes so he must be ok!” (1973)