Mister D: Just including this because I met Moby that night at Hulaween…I guess before everything went downhill…LOL
Photo: Mister D and Moby Hulaween 2003 (Barry Shermer)
Moby is still committed to convincing people he’s straight.
Appearing at a storytelling event sponsored by The Moth, the rave rajah spun an interesting tale about a debauched night he’d spent in Times Square.
He’d started the evening in question, about six months ago, at a benefit hosted by Bette Midler. Having had a bit too much to drink, he decided to make his first trip to a gentleman’s club. One of the dancers offered him a lap dance.
Instead, he gave her $400 just to talk. “She gave me a bag of cocaine,” Moby told an audience Monday night at the China Club. “I’m 38, but I’d never done coke before. I didn’t know you were supposed to share.”
When he told the stripper he’d Hoovered her bag, she “got very aggressive.” He tried to calm her down by buying a $400 bottle of Champagne.
Around 2 a.m., after soiling his “sleazy Versace suit” during an emergency trip to the bathroom, he figured it was time to go home. When the tiny techno-rocker couldn’t get to sleep, he called an ex-girlfriend, who offered to come over. “We made love all night,” he remembered.
Hey, bud, thanks for sharing.
