Well the title says it all….I have a hernia, and…well, I feel fine!!! So fine, in fact, that Barry is taking my country ass to see Bette at Radio City. I’m tired of all those uppity northerners thinking they are the shit in New York City…Not when Mister D blows into town with all my hot air bottled up inside…LOL
I’m excited…but this will be another one of those whirlwind trips…like a D-list, a Mister D-list, celebrity 🙂 Cheap trip, cheap hotel, cheap wine, and a cheap date….my LLLLLLLLLLLLIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEE Partner…I’m gay and I think marriage is over-rated, but dammit I want to be miserable like my hetero counterparts….please let me get married. Hey, I’m going on my 25th year with the same guy…yeah, a silver anniversary….touch that Britney!!! And I expect gifts, too!!! So all of you ladies and germs start saving it up…or heads will roll!! And I’m quite sure Target has a gay registry…maybe they’ll sponsor my anniversary kinda like Star Jones upcoming marriage….what was she thinking???? I’ve told you guys a while back that the ladies on The View are losing it…I actually think they are turning into gay men right before our very eyes…
But I digress…I hope everyone is getting a chance to see Bette this go round and I’m hoping she gets a chance to take it overseas for all you fans there who have waited so long….keeping my fingers crossed…
Thanks for letting me rant….horrible day here…but as always things turn around for the better…
