Celebrity Tweets Reveal They’re Twits Just Like Us

What are celebrities Twittering about?
June 2, 2009

Playboy Playmate Kendra Wilkinson is picking up dog poo. Peaches Geldof is eating ice lollies. Ashton Kutcher is driving his truck through a garage door.

Samantha Ronson wants Bette Midler to make more movies. And Kirstie Alley thinks she’s boring.

That’s what celebs are Twittering about today.

Kirstie Alley: “I AM SO BORING today that I want to change the channel on myself..”

Peaches Geldof: “Just ate an ice lolly that gave me brain freeze, took fifteen minutes to eat, and tasted like 1000 year old salami. Not happy.”

Ellen DeGeneres: “Hey I’m eating a tofu tuna wrap.”

Ashton Kutcher: “About ready to derive a trick through a garage door. I’ve always wanted to do this 4 some reason. Damn u slow garage door opener. Take that”

Tila Tequila: “Gotta get ready to go to a meeting with some Music Industry peeps! About to get it poppin! So much work to do! I’m glad I can share with u!”

Perez Hilton: “I’m one of the 10 Most Influential People on Twitter! http://bit.ly/HJr1v Woo hoo! And Ashton did NOT make the list!”

Pete Wentz: “all i wanted before i turned 30 was 600,000 followers on twitter. will i have the let down of my life or the turning point in my biopic?”

Kendra Wilkinson: “I hate picking up dog poop…ewwwwww lolol”

“holy jesus. vanessa vanessa vanessa. roses are red. violets are blue. and jean claude VAN DAMME you fine.”

Samantha Ronson: “i think bette midler should make more movies. that’s all for now.”

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