Sometimes I like to go to the doctor myself. There’s nothing wrong with me, I just enjoy the stirrups. One time I came home from a FABULOUS check up. I said “Ernie, guess what? The doctor said I have the constitution of a 20 year old girl. He says I have the heart, lungs, and liver of a 20 year old girl.” Ernie looked me up and down. He said “Hey, did he mention your 80 year old ass.” I said “No, we didn’t talk about you!”
