Bunny Boy
(Marc Shaiman)
C.C.:Â Â Â Â Message for the birthday boy from his darling bunny girl, Barbara.
John:Â Â Â From my what?
C.C.:Â Â Â Â I don’t write it, pal. Â I just deliver it.
Happy, happy birthday, Bunny Boy!
Love’s kinda funny with a bunny boy
He loves me so hard; he’s my bundle of joy
I try to go to sleep, but it’s just no use
‘Cause all he really wants to do is reproduce
           Sung to the tune of “Happy Birthday”:
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday, darling Johnny
Happy birthday to you
C.C.:    Love from your darling bunny girl, Barbara  [kiss sound]
John:Â Â Â Hey, wait a minute.
C.C.:Â Â Â Â Nope, I only do encores for cash.