Kiss My
Brass II
Atlanta Show
by The Divine Tiffany
Photo: Baltoboy Steve Weiner
I got to see Bette for the second time this week. I saw her on
the first leg also. My mom and I left out house in North Georgia
at about 7:00 and made it there with an hour to spare. We made our
stop at the souvenir stand and purchased a lot of goodies, which
was well worth every penny. We found our seats and for forty something
minutes just chilled and got very excited about the show.
The show started a little late due to traffic, but the house lights
went down the crowd got hyped up. Bette came out on a beautiful
carousel horse, received a standing ovation. She looked and sounded
fabulous. She had new jokes about Ashlee Simpson, Jeb and George
Bush, which went over very well with the crowd. She blew us away
when she sung "When a Man Loves a Woman." She sounded
great which received another standing ovation.
Second act, started out with the crowd being as excited as they
were with the first one. The new additions to the Delores skit were
terrific. The band and The Harlettes were perfectly flawless. From
a Distance hit a special chord with everybody from the first note.
When it was time for the Rose she said that we could sing to her,
after all she deserved it and had been working hard. I think we
sounded pretty good, so did Bette.
For an encore, Bette came out to sing in The Cool, Cool, Cool Of
The Evening. She told us it was a new thing for them and there wouldn't
be a lot of dancing because she had an injured foot, but it was
a good driving home song. She sounded great.
As she left the stage I felt truly honored to have been able to
see her again in my lifetime. I really hope she means it when she
says she's not retiring. All in all it was a fabulous show. Bette
really looked and acted as if she was enjoying being on stage. There
was never a moment when she was not smiling or looked tired. A real
crowd pleaser. That's what's kept me as a fan all these years, plus
her great talent. I would do it over and over again! It's worth
every penny.
The Girl Ain't Retiring!
by The Divine Miss Jill H
Photo: BaltoBoy Steve Weiner
Even though it was my school's homecoming (and our
football team is 8-0), a fellow teacher and I left town to see Bette
in ATL on the 28th. Not sure of how long our commute from the hotel
would be, we left for the arena several hours before showtime. Five
minutes later at the arena, walking up to the box office, my collegue
suddenly stops and says, "I hear her....", and I'm thinking
that maybe I have embarked on a road trip w/a nut job. But then,
through the glass doors I hear the strains of "In the Cool,
Cool, Cool of the Evening." So instead of killing time in the
car listening to Bette CDs like we had planned, we instead sat just
inside the arena's box office and listened to Bette rehearse. I
was amazed at all of the vendors scurrying around to set stuff up,
not pausing even once to realize that they were hearing the Divine.....like
it was no big deal.
Anyway, doors open and we go inside (spent more money on a NEW
program) and found our seats. The crowd was really thin right before
show time, which I later found out was due to really bad traffic
on I-85. So the show started a little late, and by the time the
house lights went down, the almost complete crowd was really pumped.
I thought we were going to start the wave or something. Bette came
out in all her glory, looking and sounding FAN-TAB-U-LOUS! When
she talked, her voice sounded a little horse, but when she sang,
she was in perfect form. Her first new joke was a slam at Ashlee
Simpson (she apologized for being a little out of breath, but that's
what happens when you sing your own songs live....). She also had
a few new barbs at Jeb and George, which went over really well with
the crowd there that night. The high point of the evening...."When
a Man Loves a Woman". I've heard reviews of her singing this
lately, but until I heard it I didn't realize the power that she
truly has over that song. She held notes longer than I've ever heard,
and there was so much strength in her voice that during the standing
O at the end of the song, some people began to sit down b/c their
knees went weak. It was unbelievable...that song alone was worth
the price of admission.
Second act....I got a huge kick out of the additions to the Delores
skit (she descends from the rafters on a huge hook....the visual
is just hilarious). Again, voice was flawless, although the props
were not. The band and the Harlettes also had perfect timing, it
was as others have said, a much tighter and cleaner show (although,
I have to admit, I love the little fumbles, or more accurately,
Bette's response to them). From a Distance hit a special chord with
the audience, you could feel the stillness while she was singing,
and looking around you saw a lot more people crying than average
(during the verse, "from a distance, you look like my friend,
even though we are at war, from a distance, I just cannot understand
what all this fighting is for".... people were visible shaking
with sobs).
She closed with the audience singing the Rose and I have to admit,
we sounded DAMN good. As she helped us finish, people were swaying,
I saw many lighters in the air....it's one of those ways that Bette
can completely enrapture 10,000 people and create new fans on the
spot. Then for an encore she said that she was trying something
new, but that there wouldn't be much dancing due to her foot injury
(which I never noticed). They did "In the Cool, Cool...."
b/c as Bette said, it's a good driving home song. As she sat on
the piano and waved as it was pulled offstage, I had my little anxiety
attack that I would never get to experience her live again....so
I REALLY hope she means it when she says she's not retiring. I met
fabulous people and had an unbelievable time, I only pray that I
get to do it again soon.
Jill
Oh Atlanta: Feeling The Love
by The Divine Miss Lori S.
Photo: BaltoBoy Steve Weiner
I was lucky enough to attend the October 28th KMB
II concert in Atlanta and was only one of hundreds of delighted
fans there. For starters, I've never seen people tailgating at a
concert before (maybe I'm a bit sheltered, but that was something
I had never seen before.) So, it was to my surprise to see a few
deliciously hot gay guys with their SUV hatch open and blasting
"In My Life" in the parking lot before the concert began.
I found my seat after having forked over $50 for a sweatshirt...still
reasoning with myself that the souvenir was well worth every penny.
The audience was so thrilled to be there that they actually gave
applause and a standing ovation BEFORE the lights even dimmed!!
The excitement was almost tangible in the arena, and I don't think
a single member of the audience wasn't thrilled to death to be there.
Bette arrived on stage via carousel pony, and dealt a few jokes
to the locals. She breezed through her opening numbers without a
hitch and received overwhelming laughter while telling her Soph
jokes. Something got caught on her wheelchair while doing her Delores
routine, but she managed to unhook it without skipping a note. The
ballads were beautiful as always, and she even let the audience
sing The Rose to her, complaining that SHE was doing all the work,
and it was our turn to sing.
It was obvious that Bette felt the love that night and she thanked
us endlessly for showing it.
Bette Got Back...To Atlanta!
Bette and Band Awesome
by Kennect
Photo: BaltoBoy Steve Weiner
I got to see Bette again in Atlanta this week....I
sort of knew that we would get another chance to see her when she
was here earlier this year...Her final words to the audience was
something like " I hope to see you again real soon"....That
being said I knew she would be back through here in the very near
future....My thinking was right.....I really can't say much more
than anyone else has said....Everything about the show was perfect....Bette
was in top form and gave all she could to make sure the audience
had a good time....The few added extra's on this second leg of the
show were quite fun...I had really expected some new jokes being
so close to the upcoming election but there were none....Which probably
is a good thing.....It seemed to me this evening belonged strictly
to Bette and her talent....Two things though stood out to me that
I hadn't really noticed or realized before.....The Delores segment
was so funny...espcially with the new "Phantom" bit....I
just really never realized before how hard she and the Harlette's
work to do this piece...But the most important thing I realized
during the show is the fact that Bette really looks and acts as
if she really is having a good time performing.....There was never
a moment when her face and smile weren't shining....I got the idea
that she was loving every minute of it....I guess that part is one
thing that has kept me as a fan all these years....Plus the woman
doesn't sweat....And her makeup doesn't show any signs of wear as
she roars through a show that is over two hours....I got the idea
that this audience was rather subdued but yet attentive.....Thankfully
there were no over the top fans with signs or roses trying to pass
them to her.......There was, though, this really weird freakish
gal behind us that did some rather bizarre dance during "The
Rose"....Trust me, it was something you would have to have
seen to understand.....If you did that in public the loony bin would
have been called in to take you away......I don't know if I am right
in saying this or not but it seems that Bette did a really really
Ungodly job of "Wind Beneath my Wings".....She hit notes
that I don't remember from the past....And "From a Distance"
was a major hit with the crowd as things are right now with world....Funny
how a simple song can make such a major statement.....I also love
her line during the "Rose" singalong...."You all
sound pretty good.....You must have belonged to the glee club"......It
was a fine evening by a divine soul....I truly feel blessed to have
been able to enjoy her talents during my life......................But
then on the shuttle back to the hotel a woman said, " I had
no idea that she talked so filthy"...I responded by saying
" you didn't know?" ....Well as Bette says, "fuckem
if they can't take a joke".....Bottom line, Bette was great
as usual.....The venue though, truly bit the big one........................And
one final thing....There better be a video of this tour for all
of us to enjoy as a wonderful memento of seeing Bette do her thing......If
not I think we should all get together and plan a class action lawsuit!!!!!!!!
Thanks, Kennect
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