Midler Takes Audience Through Laughter, Tears
By CURTIS ROSS
Tampa Tribune

Photo: John J.

TAMPA - Miss M. remains divine, even if she has a bone to pick with Britney, Christina and the like.
``Do any of these girls ever call me up and say `Thank you'?'' Bette Midler asked a St. Pete Times Forum crowd of 12,223 Tuesday night. ``I opened the door for trashy singers with big'' breasts.

Oh, Bette, none of those girls has anything on you - in any department.

There's really no contemporary performer to compare to Midler. She's a born comedienne who just happens to have a fine voice and great taste in material.

She had the crowd's collective sides aching from laughter with a string of jokes from her 92-year-old Sophie character and just as quickly had tears welling during a beautiful reading of Tom Waits' ``Shiver Me Timbers.''

Midler most often was hilarious, loud and not ``what you'd call a shrinking flower,'' as the song says. During ``Shiver Me Timbers,'' barefoot Bette seemed tiny, sweet and fragile.

Those moments were not in the majority. After all, the tour is called ``Kiss My Brass.''

And Bette was as brassy a broad as you could hope for.

She did her homework, tossing out jokes about Bubba the Love Sponge and Malfunction Junction. She ragged celebrities, politicians and herself, especially in a video segment in which she went before Judge Judy to defend her canceled television series.

The set resembled a Coney Island-type amusement park and Midler made her entrance on a flying carousel horse. She rarely stood still, except while singing the ballads, pacing the stage in high heels while rapid- firing one-liners.

The show was rigorously physical: Let's see some of these youngsters perform a long set-piece hopping around on a fishtail in a mermaid costume as Midler, 58, did Tuesday.

Miss M. makes the night come alive,
with lots more sugar on top than today's pop tarts.
By GINA VIVINETTO, Times Pop Music Critic
Published March 3, 2004
St Petersburgh Times

TAMPA - Bette Midler calls it like she sees it, and since the outspoken superstar hasn't hit the road in four years, Midler, 58, had plenty to say Tuesday at the St. Pete Times Forum. The outrageous pioneer in pop music got her start entertaining in the gay bath houses in New York with an edgy nightclub act that combined bawdy comedy and sublime singing.

Midler proved to 12,223 fans that although she has succeeded in the mainstream with hit films like The First Wives Club and Beaches, she has lost none of her edge. Midler arrived onstage atop a carousel pony suspended from the ceiling. She wore navy pants and a sailor shirt, her hair a cascade of curls that would have Shirley Temple seething in envy. That was the first of many fabulous costumes that were only upstaged by elaborate sets that hinted of Coney Island circa the early 1900s.

Midler brought along an enormous band with plenty of horns, which added punch to the the tour's theme and the opening number: Kiss My Brass.

For more than two hours, divided into two energy-packed sets, Midler dazzled the crowd, reminding fans that she was one of the first to be trampy onstage, citing today's pop tarts including Christina Aguilera and Janet Jackson.

"I opened the door for trashy singers ...," Midler said. "They owe me big time!"

Midler is modest; she has chops where today's singers have only body parts. The diminutive star sang with a voice rich and supple, choosing from some of Broadway's finest musicals - Chicago, Cabaret, Gypsy - as well as a zippy rendition of the Andrews Sisters' Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy. Midler dipped into nostalgic tunes from another era with songs from her Grammy-nominated Bette Midler Sings the Rosemary Clooney Songbook.

Midler also danced, spinning and sashaying with her three backing singer-dancers, spinning on a dime as only stars of a certain caliber can do. Old school stars. Stars who know how to work a crowd.

Midler, in between songs, was robust with comedic bits as she skewered celebrities and politicians.

Smartly, Midler localized her humor:

"Tampa - where Bubba the Love Sponge has finally been hung out to dry!"

On the gay marriage frenzy: "I knew something would have to replace disco, but I never knew it would be matrimony. Jeb Bush is so nervous, he had to stop fixing the next election!"

Did Midler take a breath? Rarely. This is a woman filled with pep, and boy, does she earn her paycheck. Except when Midler's onstage, she doesn't make it seem like work, a rare treat for an audience these days. Midler provides good old-fashioned entertainment, equal parts sugar and sass.

With Midler you get plenty of nasty jokes, double entendres and F-words, sure, but when bookended by tender ballads such as The Rose; Wind Beneath My Wings; I Think It's Gonna Rain Today, written by the incomparable Randy Newman; and Shiver Me Timbers by Tom Waits, it makes for a night like no other, a night only Midler can deliver convincingly.