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Bette Midler: “I don’t know if I should sing to you or talk to you about the advantages of a reverse mortgage” (Divine Intervention, 2015)

Bette Midler: “I don’t know if I should sing to you or talk to you about…

Bette Midler: “Butts have kicked boobs under the bus! Do these jeans make my butt look big enough?” (Divine Intervention, 2015)

Bette Midler: “Butts have kicked boobs under the bus! Do these jeans make my butt look…

Bette Midler: “I remain a triumph of science and fiction, but It’s like 50 shades of gray in this section right here.” (Divine Intervention, 2015)

Bette Midler: “I remain a triumph of science and fiction, but It’s like 50 shades of…

Bette Midler: “Somebody suggested the other day that I put the whore in hoarder. I’ve revived more oldies than Viagra!” (Divine Intervention, 2015)

Bette Midler: “Somebody suggested the other day that I put the whore in hoarder. I’ve revived…

Bette Midler: “I miss being unreachable Remember when people were afraid of being followed?” (Divine Intervention, 2015)

Bette Midler: “I miss being unreachable Remember when people were afraid of being followed?” (Divine Intervention,…

Bette Midler: “Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Social Media…It’s become “a perfect storm of useless information.” (Divine Intervention, 2015)

Bette Midler: “Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Social Media…It’s become “a perfect storm of useless information.” (Divine Intervention,…

Bette Midler: “I was the first to suggest that Tom Brady might want to deflate his balls!” (Divine Intervention, 2015)

Bette Midler: “I was the first to suggest that Tom Brady might want to deflate his…

Bette Midler: “I could kick myself for not having the brains to monetize my sex life. I could’ve been a billionaire at 30!” (Divine Intervention, 2015)

Bette Midler: “I could kick myself for not having the brains to monetize my sex life.…

Bette Midler: “Aren’t my girls wonderful? They used to be fact-checkers at FOX News. Then I snatched them up, and nobody knew they were gone!” (Divine Intervention, 2015)

Bette Midler: “Aren’t my girls wonderful? They used to be fact-checkers at FOX News. Then I…

Bette Midler: “I know I look good because my hair and makeup people told me so. And I don’t pay them to lie!” (Divine Intervention, 2015)

Bette Midler: “I know I look good because my hair and makeup people told me so.…

Bette Midler: “Everyone likes to sing along to this next song. Please don’t. There’s only room for one diva in this hockey arena, and that’d be me.”

Bette Midler: “Everyone likes to sing along to this next song. Please don’t. There’s only room…

Bette Midler: “You gave me and my family such a wonderful life. The greatest life anyone could imagine.”

Bette Midler: “You gave me and my family such a wonderful life. The greatest life anyone…

Bette Midler : “Remember when people were afraid of being followed? Now they’re devastated when they’re not!”

Bette Midler : “Remember when people were afraid of being followed? Now they’re devastated when they’re…

Bette Midler: “Haley’s Comet comes once every 76 years and so do I” (Divine Intervention, 2015)

Bette Midler: “Haley’s Comet comes once every 76 years and so do I” (Divine Intervention, 2015)…

Bette Midler – Teach Me Tonight – Divine Intervention – 2015

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