Smiling blonde woman pops out of a striped gift box with bright green tissue on a red background, flanked by green cursive text reading “Quelle Surprise!” and “I Love Betty!”

I’m Beautiful by Uncanny Alliance

Mister D: I mainly put this up to have a record of the original group that did this song. Plus…

What Will 50 Cent Get You? Bette Midler

Once he led a life of crime there. Now 50 Cent is bringing flowers and veggies to his old Jamaica,…

From The Files Of Berlin Dirk: The Story Of Nanette

Part I Part II Thank you Dirk! Love, Mister D