Mister D: This time we have parts 2 and 3. Bette cooks and eats with Miss Martha…..hmmmm!!!!:
Part 2:
Part 3:
Kisses and hugs from the ole troll (that’s me) to the beautiful and young Da’vi! 🙂
Love, Mister D
Lyrics Of Song Bette Sings To Martha Stewart (To The Tune of “Jingle Bells” (Thanks To Eric Kornfeld)
MARTHA STEWART
MARTHA STEWART
SUCH A LOVELY LASS
COOKING, BAKING, PRUNING TREES
WHILE WE SIT ON OUR ASS-ES
MARTHA STEWART
MARTHA STEWART
I DON’T LIKE TO GROUSE
BUT WHILE I’M READING TABLOIDS
SHE PUTS SIDING ON HER HOUSE!
I NEVER LEARNED TO DARN
I CAN’T RE-WIRE A LAMP
I CAN’T CROCHET A DOILY
THAT IS BIGGER THAN A STAMP
I NEVER HOOKED A RUG
OR BUILT A GARDEN SWING
SO ALL I HAVE TO GIVE YOU
IS THIS SIMPLE SONG I SING
OH–
MARTHA STEWART
MARTHA STEWART
NOW MY HOME IS ART
THANKS TO ALL THE TASTEFUL THINGS
I PURCHASE AT K-MA-ART
MARTHA STEWART
MARTHA STEWART
MY DOMESTIC QUEEN
PLEASE HAVE A PERFECT CHRISTMAS JUST LIKE
IN — YOU’RE ”“ MAG ”“ A — ZINE!
