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By Mister D
Jan. 1, 2026
Hey there, fellow BetteHeads (or soon-to-be ones)!
Listen, in a world where your inbox is already clogged with bills, spam from that “Nigerian prince,” and endless cat videos, why not sprinkle in some actual divine sparkle? Subscribe to my Bette Midler fansite newsletter, and I’ll deliver the latest scoops on The Divine Miss M straight to your email – fresh news, rare gems, hilarious throwbacks, and zero Sophie Tucker jokes gone wrong (okay, maybe one or two).
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Love, Mister D
