Bitch Is Back, The

Bitch Is Back, The
(Elton John, Bernard Taupin, Jerry Blatt)

The bitch, the bitch
The bitch is back
The bitch, the bitch
The bitch is back
The bitch, the bitch
The bitch is back, back
The bitch, the bitch
The bitch is back, back
Yeah Yeah Yeah

I’ll entertain by picking brains
I’ll sell my soul by dropping names
Don’t give me none of your trashy flack
Hold onto your bananas
‘Cause the bitch is back

Woah
Yeah
Yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah

Release yourselves
We’re ready to pop
My girls and I will hit ya and we just won’t stop
You’re gonna get exactly what you bargained for
We’re gonna shake our money makers
Until they explode

Woah
Yeah
Yeah yeah yeah

The bitch, the bitch
The bitch is back
Stone cold sober as a matter of fact
I can bitch, bitch
Just as good as you
It’s the way that I move
The things that I do

The bitch, the bitch
The bitch is back, back
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
The bitch, the bitch
The bitch is back, back
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah

Shut up. I said shut up. That goes for you down there in the pit too. I have to talk to my friends. Good evening. Well, we gave you a year off and now you are going to pay, because God knows we have. We broke our buns for you this time. Truly we did. We had our hair done. We had our teeth capped. We shaved. Cleaned ourselves up for you, what do you think? How about you? You all right? Oh, my goodness. How you all doing? Oh honey, I heard there was a depression going on, but I didn’t know it was this bad. God damn, this front row looks like shit, shit I tell you, shit! Well, not really, I’m just dumping a little, warming you all up. Actually, anyone who can afford to sit in the front row deserves exactly what they get. Ain’t that right balcony? Yeah, I love them up there. Oh where was I, oh yes, I was digressing. We were talking about depression. Honey, you don’t know what depression is until you’ve spent a little time with me, The Divine Miss M in person. And these three Yentas screaming at you all morning noon and night. “We don’t want to be tasteless and vulgar anymore Miss M. We want to be elegant. We want to be divine. We want to be just like Cybill Shepherd.  Oh pack it in girls, you ain’t got a prayer, not a prayer. Oh it’s good to be working again, ain’t it ladies? Ladies and gentleman, allow me to introduce to you three girls you would love to grope. And if you play your cards right you just might get the chance. Three prime examples of non kosher meat. The exemptible Harlettes! Ladies!

The bitch, the bitch
The bitch is back, back
The bitch, the bitch
The bitch is back, back
The bitch, the bitch
The bitch is back, back
The bitch, the bitch
The bitch is back, back

I don’t need a drink
I don’t need a fix
______________
is how I get my kicks
If you can’t take it
Too bad my dear
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Cause the bitch is here

Yeah
Yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah

The bitch, the bitch
The bitch is back
Stone cold sober as a matter of fact
I can bitch, I can bitch
Just as good as you
It’s the way that I move
The things that I do
The way that I move
The things that I do
Woah
The bitch is
Back back
Yeah yeah yeah
Back back
Yeah yeah yeah
Back