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A lot of people say that my life is wasted on me because I could be a bigger asshole than I am, but I’ve chosen not to be. • Bette Midler

A lot of people say that my life is wasted on me because I could be a bigger asshole than…

A lot of people say that my life is wasted on me because I could be a bigger asshole than I am, but I’ve chosen not to be…

“A lot of people say that my life is wasted on me because I could be a bigger asshole than…