Two women in pink tops pose playfully against a bright yellow geometric background, with the text 'I Love Bette Midler' at the top.

“I remember when the skies were clean and sex was dirty. Now the skies are dirty and sex is clean. You have to wear gloves and a Hefty bag.”

“I remember when the skies were clean and sex was dirty. Now the skies are dirty and sex is clean.…