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If I were a boat, I’d be a tugboat. Squat, hardworking, homey, with a touch of whimsy. I’ve always thought of myself as the Tugboat Annie-type. (11/14/83)

June 9, 2017
Mister D

If I were a boat, I’d be a tugboat. Squat, hardworking, homey, with a touch of whimsy. I’ve always thought…