Hey Everybody!!!! It’s me…Moronica The BootLicking Turkey! You know it’s turkey mating season, but when it comes to Bette news that obviously means nothing to Mister D….so hear I am coitus inturkeyruptous…no baby turks for me this year, thanks a lot! But I have been having a delicious time….
Sooooooooo……as I was flying (well kind of) around with post coitus cigarette in beak, I just happened upon a bit of information. Since my little turkey brain can’t retain much, especially in this mindset, I just don’t have all the specifics…so shoot me!!! On second thought….don’t do that…
Look for Ms Midler to make an appearance on Good Morning America around October 4th. That date is not carved in stone…not during this “hunting season” anyway. Gobble Gobble…isn’t this election getting quite nasty??? And on a personal note…my life is bad enough having to dodge handguns and rifles every Thanksgiving, but now the Republican majority in Congress are going to let the assault weapons ban expire…hope you like shredded turkey…cause that’s what you’ll be served…
Also be looking for Ms. Midler to appear on Jane Pauley’s new talk show: The Jane Pauley Show I didn’t get the date because Rush Limbaugh dittoheads were taking aim at me….thanks a lot Mister D. You make enemies and I pay for your sins!!! These people are sore losers…take it from me…one moron to another…
See ya’ll soon…
Moronica The BootLicking Turkey!!!
