Smiling blonde woman pops out of a striped gift box with bright green tissue on a red background, flanked by green cursive text reading “Quelle Surprise!” and “I Love Betty!”

New York Times Ad: Nice Way To Start Out 2008
(Thank You Baltoboy Steve)

Mister D: Richie sent in a regular old wrinkly, newspaper scan where nothing has been touched….do you still feel the…