Question: Mister D, you slovenly windbag, will Miss M be a presenter at this years Oscar ceremonies? I haven’t seen her present in years. Â When she does, she always steals the show. ~ Anonymous in Detroit
Answer: Honestly, this is a compilation of questions on the same subject, and I hate being the bearer of bad news, but I have it on good authority from Mister Bruce Vilanch and Bette Midler‘s Â company that she will not be handing out one of those genitalia-less statutes this year. Â But, as any fan of this webzine should know, tuning in to the Oscars is a must!