Daily Archives: January 25, 2013

Twisted By Bette Midler

“How ya doin’ girls? Long time, no see.
Listen, I’ve been to the doctor lately.
Honey, I just spent forty dollars to hear that from that guy?”My analyst told me
that I was right out of my head.
The way he described it he said,
“You’d be better off dead
than alive.”
I didn’t listen to his jive.
I knew all along he was all wrong,
and I knew that he thought I was crazy,
but you know I’m not. Oh, no.My analyst told me
that I was right out of my head.
He said I need treatment.
But I’m not that easily led.
He said I was the type that was most inclined
when out of his sight
to be out of my mind.
And he thought I was nuts.
No more if’s or and’s or but’s.
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