Chaos At Club Canary
I will never forget it you know. My girlfriend Clemintine is a filthy, vulgar ol’ broad. She loves to keep me abreast of all the latest in filthy rotten jokes and filthy rotten songs. She rang me up the other day and said to me, “Soph, listen to this one. You’ve never heard anything like it. What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?” I said to her, “I have no idea what the hell do you get?” She said, “Usually you get an onion with really long ears. But occasionally when the stars are just right, you get a piece of ass that’s so nice it makes you want to cry!”
