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Video – Bette Midler – Long John Blues
By Mister D
Feb. 17, 2026
“Long John Blues” by Bette Midler is a playful and humorous song that cleverly uses dental work as a metaphor for an intimate and sensual experience. The song’s lyrics revolve around the singer’s encounters with Doctor Long John, a tall and charismatic dentist, and the flirtatious interaction between them. The song’s humor serves to lighten the mood while conveying a deeper message about the transformative power of love and sensuality.
