Fiesta In Rio
(Bette Midler, Jerry Blatt, Moogy Klingman)
It was Fiesta
Tropical moonlight
We met on the dance floor
And he held me so tight
I thought, I thought I was dying
But I just had the clap
It was Fiesta
And I had the clap
What to do in Rio
When you can’t even pee-o
I had a bum time
Though it was fiesta
It was fiesta
And the sun was so hot
But I did not need a tan
I needed a shot
I tried to find someone
Who would help me God knows
But it was Fiesta
And the clinics were closed
I’d trade my mic in
For just one Tetracycline
I had a bum time
Though it was Fiesta
When he turned the light down low
He said oh my God I love you so
I was a forced to remove my head from his lap
You take care at Fiesta
You beware, beware at Fiesta
Oh there at Fiesta
He will give you the
[ clapping ]
“Catchy, huh?”