BootLeg Betty

A DOCTOR, A DOCTOR

A DOCTOR, A DOCTOR
(Marc Shaiman)

A DOCTOR, A DOCTOR
MY DAUGHTER JOYCE (or OY) IS MARRYING
A DOCTOR, A DOCTOR
SO IF YOUR KIDS NEED SHOTS,
JUST CALL UP MY DAUGHTER
AND ASK FOR HER HUSBAND THE DOCTOR!
GEVALT, I MAY PLOTZ!

ACTUALLY RIGHT NOW, HE’S AN INTERN
BUT SOON, HE’LL BE A UROLOGIST
SO YOU SHOULD ALL MAKE APPOINTMENT
IF IT BURNS WHEN YOU PISH
EVERY CHECK-UP BUYS A SET-UP
AND A SERVING DISH!

A DOCTOR, A DOCTOR,
OH WILLY (or REALLY), I’M KVELLING
IT’S A JEWISH MOTHER’S DAY
BECAUSE NOW I CAN COMPLAIN
ABOUT EVERY ACHE AND PAIN
AND NEVER HAVE TO PAY!
OY VEY!

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