Three stylized women with rose-shaped hair in yellow, red, and pink wearing jeweled necklaces, with the words “I Love Belle” across the center.

UPDATED!!!! – Bette & The Big O: And The Winner Is…:
(This Whole Gosh Dang Article Is A Spoiler)

First, I would like to say the winner was not me. I am not Bette's biggest fan, even though subconsciously…