Pretty Legs, Great Big Knockers

Pretty Legs, Great Big Knockers
(Gene Pistilli, Theodore Irwin)

Pretty legs, great big knockers
That’s what sells them tickets at the door
Yeah, it’s pretty legs, great big knockers
Honey, these are real show stoppers
That’s what keeps ’em coming back for more

They love, they love these pretty legs
Great big knockers
That’s what makes ’em spend a little more
It ain’t the ballads, it ain’t the rockers
It’s pretty legs and these great big knockers
Cause that’s what keeps ’em coming back for more

Now listen, ladies
You don’t need piano lessons
Do, re, mi, fa, so, la, te, do
Don’t bother learning fancy recipes
Why improve your mind
It takes up so much time
And that’s the time you find me
Spending tending these

Pretty, pretty legs
My, my my
And these great big knockers
That’s what keeps them coming back for more
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Pretty, pretty, pretty legs
Oh my god and these great huge wonderful knockers
That’s what keeps them coming, coming coming
Coming back for more, more
Wonderful knockers
More, more, more, more, more

Pretty legs, great big knockers
That will put the two in two by four
It ain’t the ballads, it ain’t the rockers
It’s pretty legs and these great big knockers
That’s what keeps ’em
Let’s hear it for couple number four
That’s what keeps ’em
Let’s hear it for couple number three
That’s what keeps ’em
Let’s hear it for couple number two
That’s what keeps ’em
Let’s hear it for couple number one
That’s what keeps ’em coming back for more, more