Black-and-white photo of a female singer in a feathered costume performing on stage, with the poster text “I’ll Never Forget It You Know…” (BootlegBetty.com).

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“WHAT ARE YOUR MEASUREMENTS”

July 10, 2015
Mister D

“What are your measurements ” – it slipped out like a belch after a gassy meal. I didn’t know I’d…