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U.S. Agency States “Mermaids Do Not Exist” (Except For Bette Midler, Of Course!)

Feds: Mermaids do not exist The Philadelphia Inquirer PUBLISHED WEDNESDAY, JUL. 04, 2012 According to the federal government, the only…