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The New “Axis of Evil”

Conan O’Brien: “President Bush said gay marriage is immoral and heterosexual marriage must be defended. That’s what he said. Yeah, said it was immoral and heterosexual marriage must be defended. You can tell Bush is serious because he said the new axis of evil is Cher, Bette Midler, and Clay Aiken.”

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