Happy Birthday Kelly! It’s ME!!! Your Beautiful, Divine Birthday Fairy!!! And I grant you, not one, but THREE WISHES on your Big Day. Two of them can’t be selfish, dammit. Remember who your great Diva inspirer remains or AM I NOT ????? 🙂
Anyway, Mister D told me it was your birthday, as if I didn’t know…I mean rrrrrrrrreeeeeaaallllllyyyyy!!!!! I mean, I am divine. So when he turned his big, aging, saggy-assed head away I just rolled my eyes…as if I needed his little reminder. But that’s my way of showing I love, support, and understand Mister D, poor thing – can’t stand to think he’s not in charge! Whatever! But I do love him so…I sold my heart to Mister D and I will never, ever be the same….
Well, I need to float on out of here and visit all the July babies, which I hear you do quite well for me on MY SPACE…thank you, thank you. I mean, I love my fans, but I gotta get ready for all you peeps in Vegas!!!! So I don’t have time to do all this floatin’ So thank you for kind of fillin’ in for me elsewhere, ya dig? That’s why I thought I’d pay you a special visit.
Happy Birthday Kelly! (Mister D: Uh….Happy Birthday, my dear friend Kelly, keep on rockin’)
Love,
“Miss M, The Floating Birthday Cake” and Mister D
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