Wow Sally Field looks so beautiful! I also thinks she looks like my mom:)” – “Glee” star Lea Michele came up with a future casting idea
“Totally downloading #wesawyourboobs on iTunes” – “The Big Bang Theory” actress Kaley Cuoco was a fan of Seth MacFarlane‘s song about movie nudity
“At the Oscars! Bye!!!!!!” – “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” star Brandi Glanville just wanted everyone to know that she was at the show
“And they say I’m mean. That jaws music was brutal.” – Shock jock Howard Stern didn’t like the sinister choice of get-off-the-stage music
“I love Halle berry but her hair looks like the One Direction guy when he gets out of bed” – “Real Time” host Bill Maher joined the Fashion Police
“Don’t make #JohnWilkesBooth jokes in front of a bunch of actors.” – Bette Midler critiqued Seth MacFarlane’s Lincoln assassination joke
“In fairness, even with a beard Ben Affleck looks nothing like a Cardassian.” – George Takei turned Seth’s quip about Ben being hairy-faced like a Kardashian into a “Star Trek” joke
“I want off the ride. Bring me back more@SethMacFarlane booby songs.” – Reality show star Bethenny Frankel was another fan of Seth’s song about bare breasts
“New Fantasy Football Team Name Idea: Kristen Stewart’s Arm Bruise.” – “Arrow” hottie Stephen Amell on limping K-Stew’s bruised arm
“I would listen to Russell Crowe sing the phone book!” – “The Office” star Rainn Wilson on the “Les Miserables” performance
“Renee Zellweger arrives as a Ghost of Christmas Future for Jennifer Lawrence, bearing warning about Botox. #Oscars2013″ – “Modern Family” star Jesse Tyler Ferguson on Renee’s odd appearance
“When Daniel Day-Lewis switches into ‘party mode,’ he makes everyone refer to him as ‘Daniel Night-Lewis.’ #OscarsWithJoel” – “Community” star Joel McHale on Daniel’s method acting
“So sorry that interesting Jennifer Lawrence fell, because that’s the only clip they’ll show for a hundred years.” – Steve Martin on J-Law tripping as she walked to the stage to accept her Best Actress Oscar
“Oh & if ur Meryl f ing Streep, u’ve earned the right 2 deal w ur wedgie however u like dammit! I’m gonna get one just to be cool!” – Kathy Griffin on Meryl appearing to pick a wedgie as she walked onto the stage
“Well I’m upset at @SethMacFarlane . He lured me to Hollywood tonight saying he had a part for me in the new Star Trek movie! Liar! ;-)” – William Shatner on getting tricked into doing that opening bit
