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Video: Bette Midler – Happy Birthday Bunny Boy!
By Mister D
Feb 4, 2025
Video: Bette Midler – Happy Birthday Bunny Boy!

(Marc Shaiman)
C.C.: Message for the birthday boy from his darling bunny girl, Barbara.
John: From my what?
C.C.: I don’t write it, pal. I just deliver it.
Happy, happy birthday, Bunny Boy!
Love’s kinda funny with a bunny boy
He loves me so hard; he’s my bundle of joy
I try to go to sleep, but it’s just no use
‘Cause all he really wants to do is reproduce
Sung to the tune of “Happy Birthday”:
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday, darling Johnny
Happy birthday to you
C.C.: Love from your darling bunny girl, Barbara [kiss sound]
John: Hey, wait a minute.
C.C.: Nope, I only do encores for cash.