It must have been cold here At The Late Show Despite the high ratings And awards You need a gig that’s That’s more worthwhile More worthwhile Now that you’re More in demand Than Epstein’s file Did you ever know That you’re my Frodo You stand for what’s right You stand for what’s right With wit and class Thank you And I hold you high as The great eagles ‘Cause you never kissed The orange a** You never kissed The orange a** Never kissed the orange a** Oh, you, you, you You never kiss the orange a**
The audience jumped in to help Midler with the final “orange a**” line and after some applause, she added, “Fly, fly, fly away… thank you, thank you. Thank God for you, the lord of all our rings.”
