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Kiss My Ass Award: January 30, 2003

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Enron failure: sign of a healthy capitalist system
Commentary By Jonah Goldberg

Ken Lay should be handcuffed to a basement radiator next to a half-starved wolverine. The cadre of cash-outers from Enron’s executive ranks should be forced to watch Bette Midler’s Beaches with their eyelids propped open, like the guy from A Clockwork Orange, for the rest of their lives.

Mister D: If you ask me, those guys should be so lucky. They might have gained a little character and a little humanity HAD they seen it…and commentators like this should dole out credible punishments instead of trying to be insipidly cute and pseudo-hip

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