Mister D: Oh, I thought this was such a fun article to read. When I saw this special I was in a sorority house. Gosh, I would do anything to see Bette doing anything…even banging sorority chix. How evil! I feel like I have to say I jest…I don’t know who gets my humor and who doesn’t anymore. Maybe it’s time to stop worrying about it. You either like it here or you don’t. Anyway, how nice to see “Film Threat” talk about the bootleg they viewed and the source it originally came from. And why aren’t these treasures being released to the public??? Here’s the original article where you can make comments and discuss: For “Film Threat” : Click Here
THE BOOTLEG FILES: “OL’ RED HAIR IS BACK”
by Phil Hall
BOOTLEG FILES 213: â€œOlâ€™ Red Hair is Backâ€ (1977 TV variety special starring Bette Midler and Dustin Hoffman).
LAST SEEN: We are unable to confirm the last public screening of this title.
AMERICAN HOME VIDEO: None.
REASON FOR BOOTLEG STATUS: Never commercially released for home entertainment viewing.
CHANCES OF SEEING A COMMERCIAL DVD RELEASE: It is possible, but probably unlikely in the near future.
Thirty years ago, NBC gave Bette Midler the opportunity to host her first television special. Putting someone as bawdy and raucous as Midler in the highly controlled standards-and-practices world of network TV was the equivalent of putting a size ten foot into a size nine shoe, and â€œOlâ€™ Red Hair is Backâ€ could easily be summarized as â€œBette Midler Lite.â€
The majority of this one-hour special was basically an abbreviated, bowdlerized version of Midlerâ€™s wacky stage show. The energy was there, but the cheerful vulgarity that was Midlerâ€™s trademark was kept a low-level risque pitch â€“ the sentiment was strictly naughty PG-rated, not raw R-rated. However, Midler offered more than a few unexpected surprises that kept her program on an eccentric edge.
For starters, â€œOlâ€™ Red Hair is Backâ€ opens with one of the most wonderfully bizarre musical numbers ever put on television. A group of native Hawaiians in a beachfront setting bring a giant clam ashore. The clam is opened and out pops Midler, in a Las Vegas version of a Hawaiian sarong, who begins singing â€œOklahoma!â€ Incredibly, the Hawaiians join in a hula chorus line to this out-of-place tune. When the song is over, Midler returns to the clam and takes one of the buff hula boys with her.
The remainder of the special never quite matches that lunatic moment, but there is enough oddity to spare. Emmett Kelly, the sad-faced circus clown, shows up to perform his fabled routine of using a broom to sweep the illumination from a spotlight. He sweeps the light up Midlerâ€™s figure, at which point the singer launches into her hit tune â€œFriends.â€ Kelly returns later for a weird number that finds him sitting in sadness on a bench while Midler croons â€œHello In There.â€ That John Prine-penned song, with its poignant plea to consider the loneliness of the aged, is given a haunting rendition by Midler â€“ but it makes no sense having her sing that to a clown, even if the clown. Kelly turns up at the end of the show to reprise his broom routine, this time handing it over to Midler as she sweeps the spotlightâ€™s beam.
Somewhat more intriguing was Midlerâ€™s good fortune to snag Dustin Hoffman as her other guest star. Hoffman, who rarely showed up on TV during the 1970s, offers a surprisingly subtle display of piano playing skills. Midler and Hoffman perform â€œShoot the Breeze,â€ a tune they wrote together (Hoffman created the melody, Midler the lyrics). It is not a good song, by any stretch, but the performers have a pleasant rapport. That number is capped by a genuinely funny sketch where Hoffman plays a Rachmaninoff prelude while Midler strips him of his street clothing and dresses him in a formal tuxedo.
Beyond that, the show is strictly Midlerâ€™s stage act, complete with a studio audience that constantly breaks into applause. With her Harlettes offering song and dance support, Midler sails through her popular songs including â€œBoogie Woogie Bugle Boy,â€ â€œShiver Me Timbersâ€ and â€œDo You Want to Dance?â€ One genuinely surprising number finds her performing an English version of Edith Piafâ€™s â€œLa Vie en Roseâ€ while dressed in a stunning crimson gown (courtesy of Bob Mackieâ€™s stitchery brilliance).
Oddly, the special was used to promote Midlerâ€™s album â€œBroken Blossom,â€ which was just arriving in stores. â€œLa Vie en Roseâ€ was the only song from that album used on this show; neither the album nor that song made any impact on the charts.
â€œOlâ€™ Red Hair is Backâ€ is a curious endeavor. As a singer and dancer, Midler puts in herself into frenetic overdrive and barrels through her musical numbers like a runaway train. But things slow down between her numbers, where she provides a toned-down version of her comic shtick. The most daring part of her appearance comes when she cups her hands beneath her breasts and dubs them â€œthe twin deities of truth and beauty.â€ Otherwise, she aims slight but snide digs at the goodie-two-shoes personas of Marie Osmond and Dorothy Hamill, imagines the shock of viewers tuning in and not knowing who she is, and presents a rambling monologue about encountering an obese woman wearing a fried egg on her balding head.
Any Midler fan watching this cannot help but rue that Midler is holding back with â€œOlâ€™ Red Hair is Back.â€ Even Midler herself semi-acknowledges her restricted settings, facetiously claiming her her presence on NBC signals the downfall of American moral decency. But then, she offers a show that is so tame that kiddies and grandmothers could watch it without any degree of discomfort. In fact, the show was sponsored by the International Ladiesâ€™ Garment Workers Union â€“ not exactly a bunch of rebel rousers, eh?
Still, enough people were comfortable enough with â€œOlâ€™ Red Hair is Backâ€ during its broadcast on December 7, 1977. It did well in the ratings and went on to win the Emmy Award for Outstanding Special and Best Tape Sound Mixing (thereâ€™s an Emmy for that?). The show also received a nomination for Writing for a Comedy-Variety or Musical, but that Emmy went to â€œThe Paul Simon Special.â€
As far as I know, â€œOlâ€™ Red Hair is Backâ€ was only broadcast once on NBC. I donâ€™t know if it was ever rebroadcast on another network or screened as part of a retrospective of Midlerâ€™s work. There has never been a commercial home entertainment release of this title, and I donâ€™t believe any effort is being made to bring it back.
However, several prescient souls who owned Betamax machines videotaped the show during its only broadcast, and todayâ€™s bootlegs originate from there. The source of my bootleg copy is a fella in New Jersey who told me this amusing anecdote: â€œI remember recording it on a stormy night. In fact, there was a nasty thunderstorm. At one point in the broadcast, NBC lost their high-quality â€˜network feedâ€™ and switched to their â€˜back-upâ€™ copy, which they ran in sync, just in case of trouble. It happened during a commercial. You can see and hear a glitch and a color shift at 33:46 (on the DVD), when they switched back to the network link.â€
Is this title worth seeking out? For Midlerâ€™s fans, the answer is yes â€“ a subdued Midler is better than nothing, and this special could’ve easily been lost. Even if â€œOlâ€™ Red Hair is Backâ€ doesnâ€™t present her at full-throttle, it is an amusing diversion that offers a happy sampling of what the Divine Miss M is capable of performing.
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