Bette Midler: Dear @ ladygaga Ive been doing singing mermaid in a wheelchair since 1980-You can keep the meat dress and the firecracker tits-mermaid’s mine
Oh Bette, dear, dear, dear sweet Bette. No need to be quaint over the situation. Let’s end that sentence with a “the mermaids mine, bitch. So go steal someone else’s idea, cause obviously, you don’t have a single unique one in that crazy ass head of yours.” There, I feel better.