What? The man IS Geraldo?Â That’s right – the syndicatedÂ talk show host has penned hisÂ autobiography, deplete with talesÂ of threesomes in an ABC-TVÂ boiler room and celebrity interviews that ended with RiveraÂ bedding the interviewee.
Like this encounter with BetteÂ Midler: “We were in the bathroom, preparing for the interview, and at some point I put myÂ hands on her breasts. She lovedÂ it, and we fell into a passionateÂ embrace.”
Or maybe this one with Margaret Trudeau: “It was like she hadÂ never been made love to before. ItÂ was like she was unleashingÂ years of pent-up frustration.”
Or this one with two namelessÂ college students breaking intoÂ the news business: “This particular relationship, begun as one ofÂ my many dalliances, blossomedÂ into one of my great romances.”
A call for comment from MidlerÂ was not immediately returned.Â Trudeau – in a statement released through her attorney, Michael Levine – said the 48-Â year-old Geraldo was the victimÂ of an overactive imagination.
“Number one, there is no truthÂ whatever to these allegations.Â This is pure exploitation,” Â saidÂ Levine. “She has no intention ofÂ pursuing any action or makingÂ any further statement againstÂ such scurrilous, self-promotingÂ untruths.”
The title of Geraldo’s tome:Â “Exposing Myself.”