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Eau de Trump: Bette Midler’s Satirical Fragrance Jingle and Lyrics
By Mister D
April 26, 2024
In a satirical take on fragrances and politics, Bette Midler collaborates with lyricist Eric Kornfeld and composer Marc Shaiman to create a humorous jingle for “Eau de Trump.” The lyrics mock the former president, Donald Trump, and his controversial characteristics. Here are the witty and tongue-in-cheek lyrics sung by Bette Midler:
Eau De Trump
Eau De Trump
Lyrics: Eric Kornfeld
Music: Marc Shaiman
Vocals: Bette Midler
(Sung) You can smell just like a big fat loser
You can reek like a repulsive fool
With a hint of sexual abuser
And toxic notes of universal ridicule
If you like a fragrance that’s psychotic
Infused with rage and defamation, too
A litany of lies so pathologic
Eau de Trump is certainly the stench for you
(Spoken) May cause:
Diarrhea
Shingles
Constipation
Stupidity
Incessant Whining
Adultery
Halitosis
Fat Head
Fat Ass
Teeny Weeny Peeny
Deceit
Disgust
Disgrace
Treason
And Comb Overs
(Sung) Eau de Trump is certainly the stench for you!
Lmao. That’s me as the Donald and this photo keeps recirculating. I love it.
You’ll notice that in my “basket of deplorables” I included a pussy, Barbie style Fox News commentators and the always necessary tic tacs for fresh breath.
Bette made the best of that moment and the hits just keep on coming.
Cheers
How cool! And I know I’ve used this pic before. Thanks for letting me know. Don
Another washed up so called celeb opening their big mouth and exposing the demise of Hollywood. Go F yourself Butte!!!!