Whatever Happened To Baby Jane? We’re About To Find Out….Again

Mister D: Bette has been approached before about this role…will she be again and will she accept?

Los Angeles Times
Casting suggestions for ‘What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?’ remake
By Jim Brooks, Los Angeles Times
August 18, 2012, 10:00 a.m.

“What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?” Looks like we’re about to find out again. And actresses of a certain age everywhere must be quivering in their orthopedics at news of a remake. After all, the 1962 original, a delicious hot mess of black comedy/chiller thriller, earned late-career cred for two of golden Hollywood’s declining and long feuding queen bees.

Bette Davis camped it up as “Baby Jane” Hudson, a former child star-turned-abusive, frowzy caretaker. Joan Crawford was invalid sister Blanche, a onetime star in her own right, crippled years earlier in a mysterious car wreck. The only thing more in danger than Blanche and her pet bird (don’t ask) in their mausoleum of a Hollywood mansion was the quickly consumed scenery.

All creepy blond ringlets and gargoyle makeup, Davis walked away with a 10th (and final) lead actress nomination for her vanity-free performance. But it was Crawford, perhaps, who got the last laugh, accepting the award on Oscar night – even if it was on behalf of absentee winner Anne Bancroft for “The Miracle Worker.” Besides their own success from the project, “Baby Jane” ushered in an era of older-actress horror flicks, including Davis’ “Hush ”¦ Hush, Sweet Charlotte,” also helmed by “Baby’s” Robert Aldrich.

Now, man’s man director Walter Hill (“48 Hrs.,” “The Warriors,” the upcoming “Bullet to the Head”) has announced plans to remake the estrogen-fueled Grand Guignol. Should he need casting help, here are some intriguing pairings:

Meryl Streep (Blanche) and Glenn Close (Baby Jane)

A dream team for sure. After all, Close can bring the crazy (some “Fatal Attraction,” please), and Streep is long-suffering better than anyone else (“Sophie’s Choice,” “The Deer Hunter,” “The French Lieutenant’s Woman”). But firmly entrenched in their 60s, are they too old? Remarkably enough, Davis and Crawford were only in their mid-50s when asked to play the trippy Hudson sisters.

Faye Dunaway (Blanche) and Shirley MacLaine (Baby Jane)

If you want to go really old school, Dunaway already has proved she can channel Crawford (“Mommie Dearest”), and old hoofer MacLaine ”¦ well, she must have been a child star in one of those past lives. No doubt her looniness could bring new meaning to the line “Nobody puts Baby in the corner.”

Sigourney Weaver (Blanche) and Bette Midler (Baby Jane)

Weaver has battled aliens with a believably straight face, so a demon sister should be no problem. And mischievous Midler’s take on demented? Priceless. Besides, she still has to fulfill the dramatic promise of “The Rose.”

Angelina Jolie (Blanche) and Jennifer Aniston (Baby Jane)

OK, a stretch. But just as Davis and Crawford’s off-screen loathing added resonance to their on-screen chemistry, who wouldn’t want to see the intense Jolie and an off-the-rails Aniston – think of her sexist predator in “Horrible Bosses”– mix it up on the same soundstage? This could be their chance at a de-glam moment, to show they can ACT in capital letters. (See: Elizabeth Taylor, “Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?”) Throw in Brad Pitt as Baby’s hapless piano accompanist.

Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen (either/or Blanche/Baby Jane)

Finally, for something truly scary, we offer this bit of stunt casting. Young, loopy, glam sisters playing old, weird stranger sisters. Goth, no less. And all that “Full House” toddler footage could be fodder for flashbacks. To keep it a family affair, sister Elizabeth Olsen of “Martha Marcy May Marlene” fame could play the nosy next-door neighbor. We are so there.

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6 thoughts on “Whatever Happened To Baby Jane? We’re About To Find Out….Again

  1. OMG I love Sigourney. The two of them would definitely be a dream team as long as Meryl’s willing to take a damn break. lol

    1. There’s not an official one, but your best bet to find other BetteHeads is Facebook….just type in Bette Midler and a bunch of groups should show up….

  2. Bette would be awesome in this remake, would like Bette to take some chances and create a dramatic piece of art. How about Bette and Meryl? How about Bette and Barbara Hershey?

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