12 Reasons You Can’t Wait To Watch Hocus Pocus This Halloween
Even though you’ve been watching it all year round.
Sept 25, 2012
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This Dead Pan
You yell “Boo00000k” when you’re lost in malls.
You still don’t know if the cat’s name is “Thackery” or “Zackery”.
Bette Midler Punches SJP in the gut. Everywhere Gays are crying.
Thora Birch says “Yabbos”.
Winifred Sanderson teaches you French.
Penny Marshall to Gary Marshall: “Honey, I lost 5 pounds goin’ to the bathroom!”
SJP eats a spider
Bette Midler turns to stone… as she farts, apparently.
The Sanderson Sisters do the Monkey Walk
Billy was kind of hot? In that Tim Burton meets Stockard Channing sort of way.
And, of course, THIS happens.