BootLeg Betty

Bette Tweets: Joy Behar, Birds. And Marriage

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Bette Midler ‏@BetteMidler

Oh, damn! @JoyBehar is leaving @theviewtv. So distressing; she is irreplaceable. A voice in the wilderness, and always hilarious


Bette Midler ‏@BetteMidler

Spring is in the air; I know because the birds are having sex on my window sill. I never saw such tiny condoms.

Bette Midler ‏@BetteMidler

My avian advisor tells me male birds don’t have peckers. I say, of course they do. Where else can they attach their tiny testicles?

Bette Midler ‏@BetteMidler

I am married nearly 28 years. That’s 245 in Hollywood years. And more than all of @kelseygrammer’s marriages put together.

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