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BetteBack November 5, 1980: Short People And Drinking

Winnipeg Free Press
November 5, 1980

5-18-2012-2-14-47-AM

Don’t offer Bette Midler a drink thinking you’re doing her a favor.

Midler, a compact five-foot one-inch, would rather have a dainty or a doughnut. She says:

“Short people shouldn’t be allowed to drink. There’s nowhere for it to go. It takes half as much to get a short person drunk as a tall one. When I’m out with tall people, I always seem to be drunker than they are.”

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