Chicken Tweets: For The Twat Stalker In All Of Us!

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Twitter Stalking: Celebrity Tweets – Wednesday 8_24_11
Posted on Wednesday, August 24, 2011

We Twitter Stalk Celebrities and bring YOU the best tweets of the day. Here are the best for Humpday!
Wednesdays Celeb tweets… Enjoy!

lisa rinna -Someone sent me a huge box of Pirates Booty- Thanks! LoL! So random the whole thing- The Glamorous Life of Lisa Rinna continues!

Nicole Polizzi -I wanna be a guest anchor woman ! I can def put on a serious face .

kellie pickler -In my attic. Just found my work uniform & apron from when I worked at Sonic. Can’t believe how much Idol changed my life.

LA LA -On my way to ATL just for a day. Then back to NYC. I haven’t been in awhile. Looking forward to it!! #backontheplane

Jordin Sparks -Morning swim. 😉

Bette Midler -The US just got their monthly bill from China. It came with a non-fortune cookie.

Katie Couric -#Earthquake humor continues, my friend sent me this! Ha! Also, my mom is fine, tho she was shaken.Literally! Thx all… say.ly/mrVD4m

Sandra Bernhard -home to nyc and looks like i’ll be a guest on @joyvbehar tomorrow. who knows what the topics will be, but lively fun ensues always.

Gloria Estefan -Hey Tweeties! Back in the “hair chair” at 2nd day of shoot. I must have had 40 lbs of hair on my head yesterday! LOL!

Pauly D -I’m The HBIC ,,,, Head BlowOut In Charge !!! Yeahhh Buddyyy #DJPaulyDSwagg

Colin Hanks -Sadly #sfgiants fans, the way the team has been playing seems to be more realistic “torture” in that there seems to be no end to this slump

demetria lovato -Coffeeeeeeeee plleeeeeeeaaasseeeeee

Ross Mathews -Headed to Univ TX at San Antonio for a show tomorrow night & then to Stephen F Austin Univ on Friday! Can’t wait to meet you all!!!

Jason Biggs -European women LOVE their tits!

Piers Morgan -Thought we agreed our sex tape would remain private? RT @KChenoweth I just did Piers Morgan (to air later this month) what a delightful man.

Donnie Wahlberg -All this HUMPing in the a.m. got me energized for the day!!!!!!! Time to GRIND!

Paris Hilton -What a beautiful day in LA! You cannot beat the weather in this town, amazing! 🙂

LIL JON -I’M N LAS VEGAS BITCCHHH

Heidi Montag -Going to get a massage!

Paula Abdul -HUGE *hugs* & love to you all! thanks for all the sweet facebook msgs, DMs, private msgs & tweets for ‘Paula Abdul Week.’ very sweet! xoP

Jennie Garth -Picking up my kindergartener, 3rd grader and 9th grader…thinking of all you moms out there!!

Eliza Dushku -Gonna be launching my website, for REAL this time veryyyy, soon! What kinds of Dushku-info you wanna see/read??

Ashley Tisdale -Off to the dentist :/

Drew Carey -I am so excited about the 2nd #TPIR taping today. Snoop Dogg is going to be on! (no air date yet) Taping starts at 4:20

Jeff Wild -When @HeatherMcDonald says “Jiffy, can you FIX the copier?” all it ever means is that it’s out of paper. #helpless

Joan Rivers -When the earthquake hit DC, the only person who didn’t panic was Monica Lewinsky. She was already underneath a desk.

Cat Deeley -I think you’ll find @ConanOBrien the mild obsession is mutual! Stalking me..stalking you…. Ah-ha!!!!!

ashton kutcher -Getting ready to have a chat with Dave Letterman. The show will air tonight. Little concerned about fatwa situation.

Wil Wheaton -Lady smacking the shit out of her gum, behind me in line, into her cell phone: Whatever… whatever… WHATEVER! Me: Count. To. Ten.

Dane Cook -Don’t make promises you can’t break.

Brody Jenner -Just landed from Vegas.. Is it possible to ever come back from Vegas feeling energized and healthy? Place always crushes me!

LeAnn Rimes Cibrian -Kicked off my bday celebration w/ an amazing facial @BlissSpa w/ my GF Kellie @lookstylechic

Seth Meyers -OK, I’ll be that guy — No matter how happy you are, you should never shoot a machine gun in the air.

Rihanna -@katyperry Patrooooonnnnn?????? WhYyyyyy???? I miss u bitch! See u in Rio but let’s toast Don ju instead PLZ

Robert Kardashian -Just did yoga with the most Beautiful Women. This is definitely my new favorite workout.

James Durbin -Just talked to Adde Moon from Hardcore Superstar!!! Holy Shit! Good news to all of you come Friday! That’s right! 2 days!!! You’ll be stoked

SEAN KINGSTON ♚ ✈ -moment of silence 4 da world’s biggest chronic break.need my twizzles 2 pass this cyber blunt 4 my Unc @snoopdogg #puffpuffpasstuesdays RT”

Lea Michele -If some1 told me 4 years ago when i was in SA that Idina & I would be on tv show together I would have never believed it! #dreamscometrue 🙂

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