BootLeg Betty

Bette Tweets: “People”, Audubon Society, American Idol, And Parental Guidance

Bette Midler ‏@BetteMidler
Sung to tune of “People”: Birdies, how I love the birdies Even geese when they’re pooping And befouling my lawn …

Bette Midler ‏@BetteMidler
Continue singing: I love each sparrow As frail as Mia Farrow I love each card’nal and crow And all the vultures I know….

Bette Midler ‏@BetteMidler
Big finish: Every bird and its nest Has someplace to rest because of People People like you people The most generous people in the world!!

Bette Midler ‏@BetteMidler
Thank you, @audubonsociety for all the work you do for our fine feathered friends….

Bette Midler ‏@BetteMidler
To @mariahcarey and @nickiminaj: Girls, girls, you’re BOTH pretty!

Bette Midler ‏@BetteMidler
So! @ParentalGMovie still playing! How about that? Of course, I never doubted this little filly had LEGS!

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