Virgins Are Willing To Volunteer For Hocus Pocus 2
OCT 27, 2015 2:30 PM
By MOLLY HORAN
You should never underestimate ’90s kids’ affection for the pop culture
staples of our childhoods. For example, yesterday
, when Bette Midler
â€” a.k.a. everyone’s favorite ’90s witch â€” tweeted that Hocus Pocus 2
was being held up due to a lack of virgins, eligible Twitter
users answered the call. After all, who could resist the promise of a Sanderson sisters sequel
Midler tagged her two witchy co-stars, Kathy Najimy and Sarah Jessica Parker, and chose the perfect gif to accompany her very important news bulletin: “@kathynajimy .@SJP Breaking news!! SEQUEL DELAYED!! @Disney having trouble finding a virgin! #HocusPocus”
And then, the virgins began their Twitter campaign â€” to ensure that Hocus Pocus 2 could light a whole box of black-flame candles.
There were Hunger Games
references. There were pleas. Right now, there’s no official (released) plan to shoot a Hocus Pocus
sequel. But Twitter has certainly provided Disney with more potential candidates than it could possibly need.