The Definitive Ranking of Bette Midler‘s Shadiest Tweets
By Alexander Kirk @alexander_kirk
November 30, 2015
Bette Midler has been a formidable force in music, movies, and theater over the course of her lifetime. Since joining Twitter five years ago, it was only a matter of time before she dominated the social sphere as well.
Her tweets are hilarious, poignant, and some of the shadiest damn things weâ€™ve ever read! Here is the definitive ranking of Bette Midler tweets based entirely on shadiness.
Such bad luck re E. coli outbreaks at Chipotle and Costco! Thanksgiving, don’t whine about dry turkey, be thankful if it doesn’t kill you!
12. Take that Rubio
11. Trump’s face
10. WTF Disney
9. Where in the hell are the virgins?Â
8. Going straight for Bobby’s jugular
Bobby Jindal ended his campaign. Who would’ve thought that “son of immigrants who hates immigrants” would be such an unpopular brand?
7. Biden beware
Joe Biden announces he’s not running for president. The headlines should read: America’s Uncle Decides To Take Nap.
6. Kim Davis the bigot
I’m tired of all the attacks on Kim Davis’s fashion choices. I mean, no outfit is going to look good when you accessorize with bigotry.
5. Bieber better believe her
Justin Bieber Instagrammed a picture of his butt. Or, as I like to put it, “Big ass posts pic of small ass.”
4. Yaaas, yaaas, all the yaaas
Sickened by the German hunter who killed that beautiful elephant. Therapy to accept his small penis would’ve been so much cheaper.
People, #CaitlynJenner says she is STILL voting GOP in2016. Regardless of gender identity, I guess she identifies most as “uninformed.”
Justin Bieberâ€™s fans upset because Concert tickets w/VIP meet and greet cost $2000. Well, remember, we all got to see his penis for free!
Crayola has launched a set of coloring books for adults! Hey, I guess Trump voters need something to read on the plane too.