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The Definitive Ranking of Bette Midler‘s Shadiest Tweets
By Alexander Kirk @alexander_kirk
November 30, 2015

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Bette Midler has been a formidable force in music, movies, and theater over the course of her lifetime. Since joining Twitter five years ago, it was only a matter of time before she dominated the social sphere as well.

Her tweets are hilarious, poignant, and some of the shadiest damn things we’ve ever read! Here is the definitive ranking of Bette Midler tweets based entirely on shadiness.

13. When Chipotle and Costco could not recover 

Such bad luck re E. coli outbreaks at Chipotle and Costco! Thanksgiving, don’t whine about dry turkey, be thankful if it doesn’t kill you!

12. Take that Rubio

Marco Rubio used his Florida @GOP credit card to pay for his minivan repairs. Come on, if you’re going to embezzle, at least get a cool car!

11. Trump’s face

.@Trump hosted SNL w/musical guest Sia. What a pair: a gorgeous talent who hides her face and a braggart who’ll put his face on anything.

10. WTF Disney

What’s that you say? Fast and the Furious has six sequels and Hocus Pocus has zero? pic.twitter.com/y4jHhloEee

9. Where in the hell are the virgins? 

.@kathynajimy .@SJP Breaking news!! SEQUEL DELAYED!! @Disney having trouble finding a virgin! pic.twitter.com/dYnJv7lyNQ

8. Going straight for Bobby’s jugular

Bobby Jindal ended his campaign. Who would’ve thought that “son of immigrants who hates immigrants” would be such an unpopular brand?

7. Biden beware

Joe Biden announces he’s not running for president. The headlines should read: America’s Uncle Decides To Take Nap.

6. Kim Davis the bigot

I’m tired of all the attacks on Kim Davis’s fashion choices. I mean, no outfit is going to look good when you accessorize with bigotry.

5. Bieber better believe her

Justin Bieber Instagrammed a picture of his butt. Or, as I like to put it, “Big ass posts pic of small ass.”

4. Yaaas, yaaas, all the yaaas

Sickened by the German hunter who killed that beautiful elephant. Therapy to accept his small penis would’ve been so much cheaper.

3. OMFG

People, says she is STILL voting GOP in2016. Regardless of gender identity, I guess she identifies most as “uninformed.”

2. Oops

Justin Bieber’s fans upset because Concert tickets w/VIP meet and greet cost $2000. Well, remember, we all got to see his penis for free!

1. Dragged!!! 

Crayola has launched a set of coloring books for adults! Hey, I guess Trump voters need something to read on the plane too.

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