I never know how much of what I say is true – Bette Midler

I never know how much of what I say is true – Bette Midler

Bette Midler: “I’m as confident as Cleopatra’s pussy.”

Bette Midler: “I’m as confident as Cleopatra’s pussy.”

Fuck ’em if they can’t take a joke!

Fuck ’em if they can’t take a joke! (Divine Madness, 1979)

Bette Midler To A Heckler: Shut your hole honey, mines making money!

Bette Midler To A Heckler: Shut your hole honey, mines making money! (The Depression Tour, 1975-1976)

Vogue on the outside, vague on the inside.

Vogue on the outside, vague on the inside.

It’s been ten years since I lived here in LA

“It’s been ten years since I lived here in LA, and I have to tell you something. From the bottom…

It’s all right for anybody to be who they are just as long as they don’t let their dogs shit in the street. (1975)

It’s all right for anybody to be who they are just as long as they don’t let their dogs shit…

“You have to make some peace with yourself and find a really good photographer. That helps” (Biography Channel Interview 2004)

“You have to make some peace with yourself and find a really good photographer. That helps” (Biography Channel Interview 2004)

“That was my finest hour. I was fantastic in that movie. In fact, I’ve been rotten in couple of movies, but not that one. I was really hilarious in that.” (AI Finale 2006)

“That was my finest hour. I was fantastic in that movie. In fact, I’ve been rotten in couple of movies,…

“I opened the door for trashy singers with bad taste and big tits!” (KMB 2004)

“I opened the door for trashy singers with bad taste and big tits!” (KMB 2004)

“Find your light…they can’t love you, if they can’t see you.” (The Showgirl must go on 2008)

“Find your light…they can’t love you, if they can’t see you.” (The Showgirl must go on 2008)

“Don’t let me wake up tomorrow and wanna put a fried egg on my head”

“Don’t let me wake up tomorrow and wanna put a fried egg on my head” (The Bette Midler Show 1976)

“I’m not retiring and you can’t make me!”

“I’m not retiring and you can’t make me!” (Kiss My Brass, 2004)

“I’m the people’s diva and I go where my people are. My people happen to be drinking, gambling and whoring in Vegas.”

“I’m the people’s diva and I go where my people are. My people happen to be drinking, gambling and whoring…

“If GOD had not intended for a man to eat pu**y, he wouldn’t have shaped it like a taco.”- Bette Midler

“If GOD had not intended for a man to eat pu**y, he wouldn’t have shaped it like a taco.”- Bette…

“This is the Divine Miss M — everything you’re afraid your little girls will grow up to be. And your little boys, too!”

“This is the Divine Miss M — everything you’re afraid your little girls will grow up to be. And your…

Bette Midler On The Rose:

Bette Midler On The Rose: “I want to present this person as a woman, not a legend. She has such…

Bette Midler On What It’s Like Making The Rose:

Bette Midler On What It’s Like Making The Rose: “It’s like a party. Every night. Can you imagine being invited…

Mark Rydell On Bette In The Rose:

Mark Rydell On Bette In The Rose: “Bette’s performance is shattering. She has a very raw sense of the truth.…

Aaron Russo On Bette In The Rose:

Aaron Russo On Bette In The Rose: “Wait till you see her on that screen. There’s only one person you’ll…

Bette Midler In The Rose:

Bette Midler In The Rose: “I hate mushy love stuff. Wake me when the killing starts.” (Plain Dealer, September 17,…

Was Bette Midler Nervous About Making Her First Film, The Rose?:

Was Bette Midler Nervous About Making Her First Film, The Rose?: “Oh this isn’t my first film. I’ve never told…

Bette Midler Apologizes To The Crowd On A Bad Opening Night:

Bette Midler Apologizes To The Crowd On A Bad Opening Night: “I’ve been a bad girl. I was tardy. I…

Bette Midler On Fame:

Bette Midler On Fame: “I was never popular as a kid, so I began fantasizing myself bigger than…in order to…

Bette Midler To A Cleveland Audience In 1978:

Bette Midler To A Cleveland Audience In 1978: “You are human beings and we don’t have those in Los Angeles.”…

2012 – The Book That Inspired Bette Midler

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Bette Midler To A Heckler:

Bette Midler To A Heckler: “Look at that mouth. It has a capacity for 18!” (Register-Republic, January 23, 1978)

Bette Midler On Maybe Getting Married To Peter Riegert:

Bette Midler On Maybe Getting Married To Peter Riegert: “I suppose it could lead to marriage and children, but if…

Bette Midler On Being The Heroine Of The Gay Set:

Bette Midler On Being The Heroine Of The Gay Set: “I’ll be a heroine to anybody. People talk about my…

Bette Midler On Briefly Appearing Half Nude At One Performance:

Bette Midler On Briefly Appearing Half Nude At One Performance: “Many people objected but to me it seemed appropriate for…