It’s the point of your view that decides what you see.

t’s the point of your view that decides what you see. One man’s flop is another man’s hit. From manners…

I married a German.

I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me. (From the album, “Mud Will…

Cherish forever what makes you unique, ‘cuz you’re really a yawn if it goes.

Cherish forever what makes you unique, ”˜cuz you’re really a yawn if it goes.

I have my standards. They may be low, but I have them.

I have my standards. They may be low, but I have them.

I never know how much of what I say is true

I never know how much of what I say is true

I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing.

I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing.

I’m as confident as Cleopatra’s pussy.

I’m as confident as Cleopatra’s pussy.

Fuck ’em if they can’t take a joke! (Divine Madness, 1979)

Fuck ’em if they can’t take a joke! (Divine Madness, 1979)

Shut your hole honey, mines making money! (The Depression Tour, 1975-1976)

Shut your hole honey, mines making money! (The Depression Tour, 1975-1976)

Vogue on the outside, vague on the inside

Vogue on the outside, vague on the inside

It’s been ten years since I lived here in LA …

“It’s been ten years since I lived here in LA, and I have to tell you something. From the bottom…

It’s all right for anybody to be who they are…

It’s all right for anybody to be who they are just as long as they don’t let their dogs shit…

You have to make some peace with yourself …

“You have to make some peace with yourself and find a really good photographer. That helps.” (Biography Channel Interview 2004)

I opened the door for trashy singers

I opened the door for trashy singers with bad taste and big tits (KMB 2004) Edit: Danimay Palmer

Find your light…

“Find your light”¦they can’t love you, if they can’t see you.” (The Showgirl must go on 2008)

I’m not retiring …

“I’m not retiring and you can’t make me“(Kiss My Brass, 2004)

The Taco Joke

“If GOD had not intended for a man to eat pu**y, he wouldn’t have shaped it like a taco.” –Bette Midler…

This is the Divine Miss M

“This is the Divine Miss M – everything you’re afraid your little girls will grow up to be. And your…

Shelley Long On Working With Bette Midler Again

Shelley Long On Working With Bette Midler Again; “It could be fine. It so depends on the script. It really…

Bette Midler On How She Hid Her Pregnancy On Outrageous Fortune

Bette Midler On How She Hid Her Pregnancy On Outrageous Fortune: “My trusty old, designed Bob Mackie pants, that I’ve…

Bette Midler On Her Swearing And Motherhood

Bette Midler On Her Swearing And Motherhood: “I hope to do less swearing in the future. I don’t think it’s good…

Bette Midler On Toning Down Her Broadness

Bette Midler On Toning Down Her Broadness: “It’s hard for me. I’ve been a mugger all my life. You’ve got…

Bette Midler On Jinxed

Bette Midler On Jinxed: “I was not the prima donna that I was made out to be, that I was…

Bette Midler On Being A Teenager

Bette Midler On Being A Teenager: “I knew I was going to act. I wasn’t good at anything else in…

Bette Midler On Barbra Streisand

Bette Midler On Barbra Streisand: “I think she’s prettier than me. Have you seen her in person? She is a…

Bette Midler On Endorsing Political Candidates:

Bette Midler On Endorsing Political Candidates: “When stars take political stands, it’s really dumb. They’re so cavalier, Most of them…

Bette Midler On Making More Movies After The Rose

Bette Midler On Making More Movies After The Rose: “I think I’m going to start making a lot of albums…

Bette Midler On The Rose

Bette Midler On The Rose: “Originally it was a fictionalized biography of Janis Joplin and I wasn’t interested. I didn’t…

Bette Midler On Her Camp Image

Bette Midler On Her Camp Image: “But now I see that camp has a certain value to it. There are…

Bette Midler On Her Camp Image

Bette Midler On Her Camp Image: “I’ve kind of made peace with my camp image. It bothered me for a…