Bootleg Betty
Happy Birthday, Bette Midler
Mister D
December 01, 2023
Happy Birthday, Bette Midler!
Dear Bette Midler,
On this fabulous day, we, your devoted fans from all corners of the world, gather to celebrate the one and only Divine Miss M – you, Bette Midler! As we raise our glasses to toast another year of your incredible talent, we want to express our deepest admiration, gratitude, and love for the indomitable force of entertainment and nature that you are.
Miss M, Miss M, Miss M, where do we even begin? Your illustrious career has spanned 5 decades and encompassed everything from music to stage to film. You’ve dazzled us with your powerhouse vocals, mesmerized us with your electrifying performances, and captivated us with your unparalleled stage presence. Whether you’re belting out a show-stopping song or cracking jokes with a razor-sharp wit, you have an uncanny ability to leave us all in awe.
But it’s not just your immense talent that has endeared you to us. It’s your infectious sense of humor, your irreverent charm, and your ability to find joy in the most unexpected places. You’ve shown us that laughter truly is the best medicine, and you’ve been our prescription for endless smiles and belly laughs. Your quick quips, sassy comebacks, and hilarious anecdotes have become legendary, leaving us rolling on the floor with tears of laughter streaming down our faces.
Beyond your comedic prowess, you have also used your platform to champion important causes and make a difference in the world. Your activism, particularly in the realms of environmental conservation and LGBTQ+ rights, has inspired millions to stand up, speak out, and fight for a better future. You’ve shown us that it’s not enough to simply entertain; we must also use our voices and our platforms to create positive change.
As we celebrate your birthday, we want you to know how much joy and happiness you’ve brought into our lives. Your performances have lifted our spirits, your music has touched our souls, and your infectious energy has made us feel like we’re part of something truly special. You have a way of connecting with your audience on a deeply personal level, making each and every one of us feel seen, heard, and valued, and , yes, even loved.
So, on behalf of all your adoring fans around the world, we raise our voices in unison (along with our right eyebrows and left shoulders) to wish you the happiest of birthdays! May this year be filled with love, laughter, and all the success your heart desires. May your star continue to shine brightly, illuminating the world with your talent, wit, and boundless charisma.
Thank you for being the extraordinary entertainer that you are. Your unique blend of talent, humor, and compassion has touched our lives in ways that words cannot fully express. Here’s to many more years of laughter, love, and unforgettable moments with the one and only Divine Miss M!
Happy Birthday, Bette!
With endless love and admiration,
Mister D and Your Fans!
I second the well wishes.
Thank you Marcos!
Thank you, Mister D, for putting into words what many of us fans feel! 🙂 And, of course, thank you Miss M for your art and fun!
Thank you XX
An incredible tribute to an incredible talent, entertainer and human being! Wonderfully said!!
All the best.
Thank you Ron
This blog post radiates positivity and celebration. Wishing you the most fantastic day and year ahead!